David

The plot thickens.

Formula 1 fans when they see a fast moving object for 0.05 of a second.

This is why I make no money In my personal trading account.

Xi: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...

Kim: I am the walrus.

Xi: You know what I'm trying to say...

Putin: That fucking bitch...

Kim: I am the walrus.

Putin: shut the fuck up, Kim! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov!

Bit of a weekend at Bernie’s vibe with all those people around him.

The late Donald Trump.

It’s never going to be cool, because social media is deeply uncool.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

I feel like after all the fun the brits had around Kate’s disappearance, there’s not nearly enough memes about Trump.

🤞 please be a really obvious AI fake. Please be a really obvious AI fake. 🤞

Breaking: Donald Trump finally spotted

Lutnick: “Come in guys, the other will be here as soon as their parliaments let them”

In reflection googling to research holidays 10 years ago, you inevitably end up at a restaurant full of American tourists with English menus.

I think AI is just speeding up high level search and getting you to the same sub par outcomes.

We used it recently to throw out some suggestions. It was pretty good at trawling through some blogs and giving a rough outline.

I would never follow it to the tee, and would ignore most of the niche suggestions as have very little context for the suggestion.

Wasn’t that estimate also a lot more than Labour thought?

I’ve decided to make a HUGE DEAL with my wife, and have agreed to take the bins out like she originally asked.

Also worth noting that Elons declining net worth amount is also bigger than the savings.

No, but this does at least explain some of the recent wins. At least we know going forward the films are more likely to be watchable.

Imagine actually having to know about what you were talking about. This type of thing would be devastating for Twitter.

OMG, just googled that. How is that real? I can’t believe this got drowned out by all the other madness.

“This guy was truly an amazing soldier, THE BEST, he is so sneaky, he could sneak anywhere, get behind enemy lines and plant anything.”

I believe the Secretary of Defense position has just become open.

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation …

Tbh, now it’s not a cultural thing any longer I’d say you’re not missing much.

It’s like Game of Thrones if all the characters were Joffrey.

Small steps I guess…

I hope he starts with the Trump Economic Policy team

That’s fair. Or they’ll do what China did and suspend certain reporting.

It makes you wonder.

You’d have to imagine sit back and wait to see what happens is the only option.

How the tariff negations are going.