RK Conan

government surveillance on its own populace is beyond critical levels, but what I really want to ask of the g-man monitoring my computer is what do you think of the current chapter im writing 😳👉👈

oh my god, this is one of the best things anyone has ever said to me 😭😭😭

life's been difficult and finding time to write has been even harder, but there is more BiMBO coming in the future, I promise you.

goth mommies deserve a champion

and I'm just the right man for the job

some people just need more help than others. the world's unfair. there's no shame in needing it, there's no shame in offering it.

day 15,000 of I'M TRYING

I'm so sorry to hear this. my thoughts are with you ❤️❤️❤️

the asshole in the mirror is fucking things up for me again

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All smut writers should know the word "callipygian". It means "having shapely buttocks".
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c...

it's cliche, but for a reason, that staying active is healthy. focusing on what I can change, tuning out what I can't, all that

the news makes me sad

porn makes me sad

the only thing that gives me joy is cooking, gardening, and squeezing in writing my erotica whenever can, which is not often 😔

me, reading positive & constructive comments: clearly I'm capturing a cultures, erudite audience

me, reading especially harsh, critical comments: well this creature clearly knows nothing and I will disregard this entirely

me, reading positive & constructive comments: clearly I'm capturing a cultures, erudite audience

me, reading especially harsh, critical comments: well this creature clearly knows nothing and I will disregard this entirely

what's that thing where when you make a tiny mistake, instead of going "lol that was dumb," you go "I'm clearly a failure at life, have been surpassed by all my peers, and I have inherently less worth because of this"

I mean lol

without an ad blocker, YouTube is basically unusable

the laser musket from Fallout 4

this one hurts

I see all the fetishes and kinks I have or would enjoy trying, and instead of trying to label myself this or that, you guys, I think I'm just a horny motherfucker

an endorsement from the great @padty.bsky.social! 🔥❤️

Erotica book covers ain't what they used to be
#smutsky #erotica #bookart

you're saying all I have to do is keep writing incest erotica and soon I'll be a real boy??

homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field . ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .

her: nobody likes [attribute] on women

me: 🙋‍♂️ I like [attribute] very much

her: don't fetishize me

me: ...

her: ...

me:

"say the weird thing? pass, I know a trap when I hear it"