Rikibeth

And you didn’t even say extra extra!

these things sound a lot weirder than the “collagen peptides” powder I put in my juice in the morning that seem to make my knees less sore?

also we don’t have nearly enough cool motorcycles

1) building contractor

2) lawyer, later workman’s comp judge

RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

My Cat&Jack glitter faux Converse finally wore out. (My feet aren’t even that small but I fit the top of the youth range and they were cute.) If they’d just acted normal I’d check for a replacement. Not now.

The salmon that ate the nine hazel nuts of wisdom!

didn’t work on me either!

I asked my waxing tech the same question and she said anything above the nose wasn’t mediated by hormones but anything below the nose was

Jewish, PCOS, cis, and an unlimited annual pass at the waxing salon because I wind up going every 2 weeks! (And tweaking my hormones for PCOS didn’t actually fix the facial hair, either.)

That’s lovely!

since there’s plenty of crab I feel like you put Vietnamese diaspora folks down where crawfish are plentiful and it’ll become part of it

the universe finally noticed it had been slacking since 2015 and it’s getting back into form

My brother asked for an Eames chair for a milestone birthday (confronted with a similar opportunity, I asked for a new and bigger hot water heater) so I thought I had an idea but YIKES

give me the beignets and nobody gets hurt

life’s the same except for my shoes

and when the tweedle beetles fight their battle in a puddle and the puddle’s in a bottle and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles…

I was thinking of Blueberries for Sal

Oysters and blueberries? That is a very Maine paleo diet!

Cecilia Tan talks about how she lost weight in New Orleans despite glorious restaurant food because her daily breakfast choice was a Bloody Mary and a dozen oysters

Oh man, I’d forgotten about him

Losing an embassy is only a political disaster if it comes from the Benghazi region of Libya. Otherwise it’s just sparkling property renovations.

Ye gods

Facility with language and actually knowing anything about the world are separate problems

I could pose the same question about me and THC (none currently onboard now, have certainly noticed a pattern in how I post)

I was off by a factor of 3

Also they can do more T-shirts of classic Bowie album covers. You KNOW I grabbed that Ziggy Stardust one when they had it.

I can see that

We really do need to hammer home reducing police budgets and using them to bolster teacher salaries immediately. The fact we have these massive goon squads playing candy crush all day at their jobs meanwhile teachers are having to get second incomes is frankly embarrassing as a rich country.

the very same

right? just hold down the letter and you get all the accent options! this is also how I taught my phone that certain words are best spelled in Mock-Swedish.