There's nothing I want to subscribe to less than a site called Life News, published by people who are in a death cult.

Oh, ffs

She's on Fox. She don't need no stinkin' words.

Okay, yes. The medical bills are bad. But...a bat? In her mouth?? I'm never leaving my house again. Or sleeping, probably.

How did the Texas Bar fuck up Sidney Powell's case so badly? Because they're Texas?

She made an American Eagle ad that had a good jeans/good genes pun and all the nazis took it as confirmation that she's one of them.

Same. I'm at the age where every younger person looks like they're 12.

This is the most pretentious bullshit I've read in a long time:

John Harris, who started Politico with Allen and VandHei, wrote that the pair “cleave to a scientific ideal of journalistic detachment, the way a surgeon cannot tolerate even the slightest bacteria on his instruments.”

Poor guy just needed to eat more fries made with beef tallow.

💯. I will die mad about the HRC email stories *and* all of the "Biden is old" stories.

I wish I never learned to read.

"Chiropractic table"? So even their porn is anti-science?

Dude is a human r/thathappened thread.

Yes! Hard pass on what's essentially a more expensive picnic table.

How Louisiana voters don't see right through Colonel Cornpone is a mystery to me.

Most Republican Senators aren't actually stupid, they just pretend to be when it suits them, like Murkowski and Collins. The exception that proves the rule is Tommy Tuberville who is actually stupid down to his bones.

Sandra Bullock complimented my haircut in a Giant supermarket in Arlington, VA.

Cover story in next Sunday's NYT Magazine: Epstein raped children in plain sight. Here's why trans kids should be banned from the bathrooms of their choice.

Yeah, that's a fair point. If only our political media cared about a president's steep mental decline. Oh well.

Tbf, it didn't read like it was written by Trump because there were complete sentences and no random capitalizations.

It's shocking to me that he's only 84 now because he seemed like he was at least 70 during the Reagan administration.

There are terrible Senators who aren't actually dumb but pretend to be, like John Kennedy. And then there's Tuberville...

It ruined everything but was actually not that serious. Schrödinger's virus.

Well, she wasn't entirely correct. She said only half of them are deplorable.

Jesus, what a crybaby.

"Tone deaf" is overused online but Jesus Christ, Nate needs to read the room. Children are going to starve and disabled people will die and here he is whining about *poker losses*.

You may not.

People keep saying that the 80s was forty years ago and that cannot possibly be true.

Exactly. "Basket of deplorables" has its own Wikipedia page even though HRC walked it back the very next day.