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Martin John

@martinjohn.bsky.social

Dakelh Writer. Prose and comics. Dark fiction (horror). He/Him. Has a small white poodle mix who he adores. https://martinjohn.substack.com/ Living on the lands of lək̓ʷəŋən-speaking and W̱SÁNEĆ peoples.

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Latest posts by martinjohn.bsky.social on Bluesky

Honestly, young men not getting laid stems from the fact that capitalism wins when men are isolated, uneducated, lonely and working.

This leads to depression, rage, and mental health issues.

Then others else becomes the scapegoat for men’s unhappiness. Especially when the media backs this up.

01.08.2025 20:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This is not an improvement. It so fucking ugly.

01.08.2025 20:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess the Kardashians are going to become white again.

01.08.2025 20:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Absolutely everything I wanted to see onscreen. Robotech and Godzilla were early obsessions. This was a continuation of that.

01.08.2025 18:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Comfycore is the only choice.

01.08.2025 18:34 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Still ‘punk as fuck,’ I whisper as I pack two mattresses for my camping trip.

01.08.2025 18:33 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 4

My own strongest response, when, watching Pacific Rim, the beasts wings unfurled mid battle and I literally cried out in astonishment and joy. 🤩

01.08.2025 18:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Man, Trumpelstiltskin really had sex with the most underage girls around, didn’t he?

Evidence says yes.

01.08.2025 18:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly, Thom would write an amazing Tron soundtrack.

01.08.2025 17:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The ol pump and dump/tariff scheme will only work for so long.

01.08.2025 17:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, the art team went outside the boundaries on this one. Well done all around.

01.08.2025 17:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
burt's shrimp lip balm parody ad in an onion newspaper

burt's shrimp lip balm parody ad in an onion newspaper

really appreciating the onion as physical media.

01.08.2025 16:19 — 👍 6525    🔁 1150    💬 42    📌 23

Yeah, that’s great casting.

01.08.2025 17:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
A Fake in a Faker’s World by Mark Pritchard & Thom Yorke on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 8:18

This one’s hitting hard today.

01.08.2025 17:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

That's the best banner I've seen.

01.08.2025 17:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Two queries and synopsis down, two left.

Yes, I have four novels to sell. Sigh.

I'm working on the business side of things, I promise.

01.08.2025 17:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also, I've finally learned what I'm supposed to do with a query letter. Woot woot. I take the longest out of anyone to learn something properly.

01.08.2025 16:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd rather be blue-skying that new novel, but this has got to be done.

01.08.2025 15:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yup, spending the day writing queries and synopsis.

I'm an adult, semi-professional writer. Yes, I am.

01.08.2025 15:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah, I’ll go sober.

01.08.2025 00:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man, I’ve got the opposite problem. I got a ChatGPT in my head, and it’s feeding me the craziest novel ideas. I’ve got enough to write for six decades.

And I get more every day. Pretty cool little computer I’ve got in there.

01.08.2025 00:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Advice for life:
- be kind
- tip well
- read banned books
- let moss into your life
- grow antlers if it suits you
- become the haunted thing timid townsfolk whisper about in the dark

31.07.2025 19:07 — 👍 398    🔁 168    💬 8    📌 12

I’m approaching blue sky phase for a book, and I have too many ideas that they’re snagging on each other and dragging the story into some strange places.

Keep it simple. Keep it simple.

31.07.2025 21:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know, Bsky led me to @johnlangan.bsky.social and @lairdbarron.bsky.social whose stories have allowed me to free up space in my writing to dive right into the madness, let my imagination roam, and be okay with it.

31.07.2025 20:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Liberation has always been on the shelves of queer bookstores | Xtra Magazine Despite raids and threats, bookstores carry on as crucial LGBTQ2S+ organizing hubs

LGBTQ2S+ bookstores stand as bastions of community, information-sharing and activism, writes @byadamrhodes.bsky.social.

31.07.2025 20:06 — 👍 17    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 1

The people I've met along the way--man, that's such a huge bonus. I really do appreciate a lot of people I've met here.

31.07.2025 20:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OH COME ON that's unfair!!!!

The masses demand seaweed snacks!!

31.07.2025 18:56 — 👍 490    🔁 59    💬 13    📌 4

Things I’ve learned from other writers, today edition: having two concurrent storylines running side-by-side in a short story is a fun and interesting way to learn about a characters past and present in one story. Also, an interesting way to tease out the juicy information.

31.07.2025 18:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a writer, don’t argue with the gifts of story that arrive as you sit drinking coffee, just write them down and bring them to life later.

31.07.2025 18:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

IRL chatbot.

31.07.2025 18:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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