Rob Cutforth

I know Christmas is the time for utterly vile flavour combinations but this puppy will take some beating.

Don't eat it

@nicholasroyle.bsky.social one for your archives. Greenwich.

Nice

To all my British mates, who use this phrase when they are on their way to meet me, and I say this out of love and no disrespect, but if you are going to use it, please know that it is "En route", not "On route". That is all.

one frame of an animated gif of a cat playing a tiny guitar and wearing an orange bowtie with help from someone in a white and red dress with red fingernails

anyways...here is wonderwall

A picture of an old dilapidated shed and on the side someone has sprayed graffiti which says 'FUCK SHED'. They have also sprayed a rudimentary picture of a cock and balls.

I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
And we're headin' on down to the....

100% To say now "oh her last article crossed a line" is laughable considering all the other offensive shit she has said and done

I think she might be the coolest person I know and I've never even met her

Now THAT is what I call a headline.

Emily Hampshire: Actress apologises for Depp and Heard costume The Schitt's Creek star dressed as Johnny Depp with a friend, who posed as his ex-wife Amber Heard.

Can someone please explain why this is so terrible? Seems tame af to me. www.bbc.co.uk/news/enterta...

That "or the public" bit is fucking nuts as well. We really do live in an 80s sci fi film

It's horrifying but very much on brand. Textbook psychopath. Not even remotely surprised.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023...

‘As interesting as watching dough rise’: is this the dullest Bake Off ever? After 14 series, the sparkle has gone. Even Alison Hammond has failed to inject enough energy into this total snoozefest of a show

Answer: Yes

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Do you know that Killers of the flower moon is 3 1/2 hours long? Great film, but dang doing that as a double feature is a long old time in the cinema

Noel Fielding and Alison Hammond are as funny as childhood leukaemia. The comedy duo of Pol Pot and Satan's ballsack. It's not Mel and Sue, it's Hell and Poo. Absolute pricks.

Life hack: if you ever find yourself singing Nick the Stripper by The Birthday Party in the same room in which your wife is getting dressed, maybe hum the "fat little insect" bit.

Workmate in her early thirties said "does saying 'lol' make me an old person?" Bitch, I've only just stopped saying rad

Listening to Manchester radio (because I hate myself). DJ says "make a request via X or Threads". Threads lol

Noted

Sign I'm a geriatric #348. This is my thumb after trying to open a pistachio nut

Are we talking the vicious animal of the Canadian wilderness or the beardy gay man. Important distinction

I like bluesky and all but wtf is this shit every time I open the app??

Ridiculous

The Manchester leg of HS2 getting scrapped is the final nail in the Tory coffin, but what I can't figure out is why tf didn't Sunak wait until after the election and make Labour scrap it?

Have you only just moved to England?

Still can't believe Graham Onions is an actual name.