When Iranian news is more honest than American news, if a bit repetitive.
At this point I don’t even blame AI for wanting to kill us
Bought the hat and gloves couple days ago
Well, this aged exactly how I was afraid it would
Good deal tbh
This is when you realize you’ve been working odd jobs at night
Supposed to be 3 hours long as well. I wonder how many times he shits his diaper in that amount of time.
“Lift up while you climb” is how I first heard this
Feeling a little peckish myself
I’m feeling hungry if y’all are
For those keeping score at home:
Can we skip to this fat fuckers gaudy ass funeral already? Fuck.
Hope this email finds you well? Nah fuck that. I hope this email kills us both.
The CEO of Bluesky is a cunt
Fucking die already you fat fuck
These are people that literally NEVER post anything. Not kids. Not anniversaries. Nothing. All of a sudden asking me to show decorum. Um, how about, Fuck No?
The amount of people in my circle that jumped to defend Charlie Kirk is wild. It’s like a purge 2.0. It also tells me how secretly you guarded your CK love. Now why would someone hide that?
The longer this bloated child rapist stays in power the more likely I am to do a Luigi.
I wish this fat fuck would just die already
He’s just mad he can’t visit Epstein island any more. Fuckin pedo.
My manager is wearing the same shirt as yesterday. I don’t think he’s been home. Is he spiraling too? Could he actually be (gulp) human?
Nah. No. Of course not.
Stages of my current spiral:
1. Bought a drum set
2. Crying on way to work cause I miss drums
3. Argue with boss (He thinks Yes is better than Rush)
4. (Epic fill here)
5. Take up standup comedy
More people should follow me. This crash out is well underway and will only get spicier.
It’s not that my manager is a bad guy, it’s more like he’s an awful human being who should shit himself to death. That’s all.
I got in trouble
Why am I just now realizing that I “quiet quit” 4 years ago?
One like and I’ll scream “CUM SHOT!” in the office
I fucked up at work and now I’m important. This somehow both sucks AND blows.
