Dyll 🐸

Very nice to have a meeting with external folks and validate through the trial by fire of their various questions that you do in fact know your shit.

Even got a hi five from a colleague afterwards, which is as good as a trophy from this former over-achiever.

Ya boi Mamdani clinched it. Mashallah.

Them: How was your break?
Me: Eh it was okay, I’m stressed
Them: Oh, why?
Me: *motions to real and existential horrors unfolding in my life*
Them: oh yeah I forgot about that *motions to horrors*
Me: I’m doing lots of crying

We’re all just doing our best aren’t we?

Microsoft sued for allegedly misleading millions of Australians with its AI pricing Tech giant faces hefty fines from consumer watchdog for allegedly trying to convince customers to pay more than needed for their Microsoft 365 subscription

Microsoft forced its AI into 365 and wanted people to pay extra for the privilege. Didn't make it obvious that there was an option without AI.

The ACCC is now suing them over it. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Five days off work and utterly perplexed with what to do with all my spare time.

The Traitors seems like a good time?

Me: 😢
Also me: This is pretty fucked up but *dark humour* as copium

Me: probable ADHDer, chronic oversharer
Also me: so would you like to know the family lore?

Boat parties are a trap! Great fun! But then you can’t leave!

How does one navigate the SXSW schedule??

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Classic

I'm getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand.

Wearing a nose strip on the way to park run to help me breathe better and like what? Am I a human pug?

I can smell the flowers?

Can also smell the garbage bins better 😿

I’m so annoying today.

James Cameron just wants to be a mermaid and I just think that’s neat.

YouTube video by HBO Max A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms | Official Teaser Trailer | HBO Max

yesssssss www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPFR...

The water calls to me like it once called to Harold Holt.

Cannot recommend it enough*

Logline: alt-universe/alt-history forget Cold War between states imagine a Cold War between six individuals with world ending powers. They must NEVER fight

Oh nooo

Weird to talk about comics on main but if you’ve never picked up a comic book in your life I cannot recommend @kierongillen.bsky.social and @casparw.bsky.social’s The Power Fantasy.

It is equal parts gorgeous, thought-provoking and highly entertaining. Every issue ups the ante.

Haven't been at my desk for only a full week, and what are emails?

Status: choking on the pollen in Sydney this afternoon

Yessss

Do the Gundam’s launch along a rail type thing?

[selling the Apple Watch on my first day] it’s not a step counter, it’s the counter that stepped up

Being over the crest of 30 is finally buying a decent pillow (on discount of course).

What’s with the glasses for water at cafes getting infinitely smaller? Weird trend. I wanna quench my thirst.

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Me several times in the past two weeks.

Never forget! ✊

Going to the library is antithetical to my goal of himbo-ing out.

I yearn to empty my brain.