I’ll only agree if we get to stay in bed until the next golden hour. Otherwise it just seems too short of a time :)

How many pillows is the correct amount of pillows for a bed all to yourself? I think it’s at least 4.

I usually don’t ever get more than one serving at thanksgiving but I hope going back for seconds, thirds, or fourths would be encouraged here.

A little blue. This shot is correctly cropped… right? 😜

Here’s also the attire I wore for the hottub. But the backside :)

This was the attire for a 30 degree outdoor hot tub.

Shirtless. Beard. Mountains.

Got a beard trim. So clearly have to show it by taking my shirt off and showing the other hair 😜

Last hike of the season. My nipples did not like this cold.

I’ll flip the open sign to closed and ask to speak to the manager for a hands on demonstration of the product. I need to provide an honest review. :)

Thought this was a good side boob shot. Beard has gotta be trimmed soon…

Sometimes I cosplay as someone who thinks they have thick thighs.

Who would like to cuddle in bed? Currently accepting applications. This would be your view.

Here’s what I look like when I work from home. This is how everyone dresses when working from home… right?

I didn’t know what to do with my hands so I decided to show my pits.

What goes down… must come up. I think that’s how the saying goes.

I have other clothes on when I hike up.

No face. Just my ass in a jockstrap on a mountain.

The photographer thinks people flexing is corny so here is the only flexing shot you’ll probably ever see from @chubscout.bsky.social

Very serious. Nothing more serious than being out on a boat in your underwear.

It might be a long debriefing.

Full moon. As the sun was going down I was trying to help with this white reflection.

Do people like baby blue? Or is this more aqua? Either way enjoy side butt.

I think I was trying to emulate blue steel from Zoolander.

Contemplating why I am in my underwear at the top of this hike. Maybe. 😜

I’ll make sure the next post includes my face :)

I think my go to pose is to just look away from the camera. No one needs to see my face 😜

Trying to recharge for the hike down this spider infested mountain. The views were worth it.

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Trying to adjust the straps to make my butt look good. Not sure if it worked.