Here is a totally unique and never done before shot, a post shower mirror selfie.

When you’re out on a trail and you’re taking thirsty photos, you have to look back at the trail you came from to make sure no one is about to catch this impromptu photoshoot.

📷: @chubscout.bsky.social

As snow falls here, it makes me want to sweat to get to the top of a mountain. Summer is coming.

Generally yellow is to proceed with caution. What if I took this as green and proceeded without any caution?

It’s hard trying to take a photo of your backside at times. This was maybe the 4th shot. Also a day behind hump day…
Happy New Year.

I can’t remember what I was working on but I’m sure it was important. Another perfectly cropped photo…

Let’s make this Monday brief.

I’ll only agree if we get to stay in bed until the next golden hour. Otherwise it just seems too short of a time :)

How many pillows is the correct amount of pillows for a bed all to yourself? I think it’s at least 4.

I usually don’t ever get more than one serving at thanksgiving but I hope going back for seconds, thirds, or fourths would be encouraged here.

A little blue. This shot is correctly cropped… right? 😜

Here’s also the attire I wore for the hottub. But the backside :)

This was the attire for a 30 degree outdoor hot tub.

Shirtless. Beard. Mountains.

Got a beard trim. So clearly have to show it by taking my shirt off and showing the other hair 😜

Last hike of the season. My nipples did not like this cold.

I’ll flip the open sign to closed and ask to speak to the manager for a hands on demonstration of the product. I need to provide an honest review. :)

Thought this was a good side boob shot. Beard has gotta be trimmed soon…

Sometimes I cosplay as someone who thinks they have thick thighs.

Who would like to cuddle in bed? Currently accepting applications. This would be your view.

Here’s what I look like when I work from home. This is how everyone dresses when working from home… right?

I didn’t know what to do with my hands so I decided to show my pits.

What goes down… must come up. I think that’s how the saying goes.

I have other clothes on when I hike up.

No face. Just my ass in a jockstrap on a mountain.

The photographer thinks people flexing is corny so here is the only flexing shot you’ll probably ever see from @chubscout.bsky.social

Very serious. Nothing more serious than being out on a boat in your underwear.

It might be a long debriefing.

Full moon. As the sun was going down I was trying to help with this white reflection.

Do people like baby blue? Or is this more aqua? Either way enjoy side butt.