Lupita Nihongo

The problem with LeBron is that he's still too good to justify not paying. It would be a labor violation to sign a guy with his production to anything but a high salary contract even though he is older than Sanskrit.

LeBron James finishes the oop from Marcus Smart

Dejounte Murray got back from injury recently and I had completely forgotten how every time I see his outlandishly long & slender legs it makes me imagine him suddenly getting lunged at by a crocodile while attempting to get a sip of water at a shallow pond

Keep watching you’ll get there in no time! 😤😤😤

For a few minutes you'd have so much money though

What makes me addicted to hanging out on here like this is that it’s very easy for people to add to the joke & keep the laughs flowing in all directions especially back towards me. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

🚨 WAIT. Don’t scroll. This is Odai’s last chance. He is 11 and living in constant pain. Doctors said his surgery cannot wait. Every day without it steals more of his chance to walk again. We still don’t have the funds and time is running out fast. Please don’t leave him alone.

tinyurl.com/odai-care

Then explain why Mark Zuckerberg got that judo black belt

Saeed and an elderly woman

Saeed in a grey hoodie

Saeed and three young boys

Saeed and a young boy

Published on behalf of Saeed from #Gaza

My family is living in unbearable hardship. We don't have enough money to buy enough food and milk for our children. We haven't received any donations for days. We need 200€ to cover our needs temporarily. Please support us.😔💔

chuffed.org/project/1635...

This is so funny because if Buy Yes wins at any time we are immediately transitioning to Fist of the North Star society. So there won’t even be centralized currency anymore. Only bartering for the lucky & constant tests of your willingness to solve your problems with lethal martial arts for the rest

Let's piledrive through the hard-hitting history of FINAL FIGHT!
Watch - youtu.be/tN1x54c0jvI

Who let it get that far? Why didn’t the dictionary people say no?? 😔

Me sitting outside wearing a black shirt that says ‘The Beermongers Bottle Shop & Beer Bar’ and I have shades on and a smirk

Straight coolin’ out

My fellow Americans please I am begging you to learn how to properly form a line for something

Once a year Bluesky should do a reverse purge where there’s no character limit for 24 hrs

Humanitarian appeal
Please help save my son. We only need $150 to place a platinum screw in his hand for his surgery. Please do not let us down — for the sake of my wife, who suffers from heart valve prolapse &, and for the sake of my 5 kids
Vetted
@mommunism.bsky.social
chuffed.org/project/1574...

The inventor of the TP roll specified the direction placement IN THE PATENT.
People today should stop pretending they know better.

Oh this the ONE

Aziz expressing despair at the camera over his ruined tent.

Picture of Aziz and his father looking into the camera. The father is holding one of the tent poles.

Aziz looking to the left, next to his collapsed tent.

Aziz and his mother, gathering up the destroyed tent.

There is no longer any place to shelter us. Our tent has collapsed, and we have no home left — we are now out in the street without protection.
Please help us before it’s too late. Every bit of support or even sharing this message could make a difference in saving us.
chuffed.org/project/azez

If I am in a room with the light off, it is because I wanted the light off.

The owners of coffee shops, restaurants, and hotels that put two teabags in a cup, give Earl Grey when you’ve asked for a black tea, don’t give you a saucer or somewhere else to put a teabag, or confuse hot and tepid should be flogged on their way to the tea-based reeducation camps.

Sometimes that's just when it's getting good.

Hahaha same feeling over here

Like adding more lanes to highways…

Thinking about this every time someone comes at me for putting ketchup on eggs.

It does not matter what the character limit is because I will always run up against it

If your bread has seeds in it just admit you're a member of the petite bourgeoisie