Michelle

Very cute. 😊

House Hunters:
“Well I gotta be near the beach. A heliport would be a plus. I need 9 bedrooms, an IMAX theater & a moat. My budget is $314.”

I like to update this once in a while...
John Cooper first posted it on Twitter in 2024.
@joncooper-us.bsky.social

It’s a real dilemma for me when I’m confronted with a moral issue that wasn’t examined by the writers of the original Star Trek.

New drone maker partly owned by Trump sons hopes to win Pentagon contracts Among dozens of companies competing for Pentagon contracts to supply attack drones, one stands out: Powerus, flush with cash and ballooning in size as it buys up rivals.

Jimmy Carter had to sell his peanut farm to ensure no one could scream conflict of interest. Trump and his family are openly grifting billions of dollars.

New drone maker partly owned by Trump sons hopes to win Pentagon contracts
apnews.com/article/dron...

After all the embarrassment over the Florsheim shoes gifted by Trump the cabinet have all rapidly transitioned to different and more appropriate footwear. 👞👞🎪🤡

Morning girls, PLEASE share your secret. I am tired of being a treacherous creature of the night.

I'll make it simple.
(Plus, he's a pedophile.)

A roughly 12 ft, bronze statue depicting President Donald Trump and convicted sex offender Jeffery Epstein positioned in the famous Titanic movie scene was outside the National Mall near the Capitol on Tuesday. 🤣🤣🤣

But free school lunches will break the American tax revenue bank.

Rubio is the definition of spineless coward.
He sold his soul to sniff power.
He represents EVERYTHING wrong with this nation. A man completely lacking integrity, character or conviction.

I hate wearing tank tops to bed. I woke up this morning my titty was in the kitchen eating shredded cheese from the frig.

There was an attempt to sneak in some fine print...

I'm a strong woman capable of many things but apparently restraining myself around chips and salsa in not one of them.

Corruption is bad for your wallet.

WHY do so many people keep falling for this??
Over and over, every Republican accusation is a reflection.

“She was often seen eating an entire rotisserie chicken alone in her car.”
*Police asking for help in my disappearance*

Baghdad Barbie...

"There is nothing more important than PEACE." - I guess that's why the current administration insists on referring to the Department of Defense as the Department of WAR.

If you go to Girls Night Out, make sure it's a "go out together" GNO and not "everybody just stay home and not wear a bra" GNO.

Scientific studies have shown that people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

"My intentions are not pure" I whisper as I put on yoga pants with no intention of doing yoga.

Wait till they find out Kegseth spent $28M on steak, crab and lobster.
You read that right, $28M.
Personally, haven’t bought steak in over a year.

My MEDIC ALERT BRACELET:
"Do not resuscitate. Erase the selfies on my phone or I will Amityville your fucking house." 👻

[inventing alcohol]
What if there were an elixir that made me want to fight a police horse.

Dear Iran, we know. Half the Republican Party and their constituents are as well, but our government won’t do anything about it.

Nothing protects freedom like $15 million in ribeye.

How Trump's connection to Epstein affects the world...