Fox News has now totally removed Trump wearing his campaign merch from their footage of the Dignified Transfer ceremonies.
08.03.2026 17:58 —
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Even Fox News was so embarrassed by Trump wearing his campaign merch to the Dignified Transfer service that they used a clip from December 17, 2025.
08.03.2026 15:44 —
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Yeah...that's probably me.
08.03.2026 15:39 —
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Them: "Have you tried dieting?"
Me: "Have you ever even TRIED pizza?
08.03.2026 15:25 —
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I didn’t even know buses could go this fast.
08.03.2026 15:22 —
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Why is Trump shown sweating the decision? Ah, I see, he can only pick one.
08.03.2026 15:21 —
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When you see a dead person in a movie, do you try to catch them breathing too or am I a weirdo?
08.03.2026 15:18 —
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Burning taxpayer money instead of spending it on people's health.
08.03.2026 15:18 —
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I know it’s time to clean out my purse when my car assumes it’s a second passenger who’s not wearing their seatbelt.
08.03.2026 15:17 —
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Named 38k times? There should be at least one arrest, right?
08.03.2026 15:17 —
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The Fox News State regime media/propaganda machine in full swing...
08.03.2026 15:15 —
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She died doing what she loved...
sleeping with one leg outside of the sheets.
08.03.2026 14:36 —
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If only he understood the irony...
08.03.2026 14:35 —
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I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.”
Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
08.03.2026 14:33 —
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Immune to Tate’s disease...
08.03.2026 14:33 —
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*me, in the back of a police car*
"The light's green, you can go now."
08.03.2026 14:32 —
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Leavitt the Liar...
08.03.2026 14:31 —
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Friend from high school: "Hey, do you remember that time…"
Me: No
08.03.2026 14:30 —
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Apparently ‘dignified transfer’ now includes campaign merch.
08.03.2026 14:30 —
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Be a shame if Iran hacked someone who had unredacted files and released them.
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The streets are not for me. I belong in a beautiful, enchanted forest, eating berries and talking to my animal friends.
08.03.2026 14:14 —
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I just got done shaving my legs. Do I contact Locks of Love or do they contact me?
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Happy International Women's Day to all my sassy sisters. 🥰
08.03.2026 14:13 —
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I unfriended and blocked everyone who isn't secretly a mystical creature pretending to be human. So, if you're seeing this I know.
08.03.2026 14:13 —
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Keep your friends close and your enemies wrapped in plastic ready for that long drive to the desert. 😎
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Trump attempts his infantile power move handshake with the president of Paraguay, Santiago Peña. Peña was having none of it.
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You get spotted dumping one rolled-up tarp into a swamp and all anyone ever wants to talk about is your “cloud of suspicion”.
07.03.2026 20:28 —
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Anyone who can get the straw in the Capri Sun on the first try can make your death look like an accident.
07.03.2026 19:46 —
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