Michelle

7 Allegations Against Meta in Newly Unsealed Filings Court filings allege Meta tolerated sex trafficking, hid harms to teens, and prioritized growth over user safety for years.

This is horrendous.
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Gotta make sure his neckgina is kept warm. 🤣

Target Christmas tree pricing scam. The woman notices the original prices on the Christmas tree boxes have a sticker over them; she peels it back. Target says the cost of the tree is $75 but it’s “On sale” for $52.50.

Everybody, sing along!!! 🤣🎵

He's never even looked at Melania that way.

This is exactly the problem with what the Republican Party has become. We can call out their hypocrisy, we can scream about their lawlessness, we can see all the evidence that they're racists, that Trump raped little girls and is mentally incompetent to hold office, and they just don't care.

Me: "It’s sweet how cats sit on your chest to comfort you when you're sick in bed."
Cat: "I think I’ll eat the eyes first."

Quiet Piggy song about the PIG 🤣

This lasted all of 2 hours before Elon turned it off again. He doesn't want you to see all the Russian bots that infest Twitter.

One day you’re young and the next you’re standing at the kitchen window staring menacingly at your neighbors.

To get pension/lifetime health insurance benefits, she essentially has to wait until the first possible day in 2026 when the House is in session.

Shaved my legs today.
RIP Drain

We never discuss the elephant in the room at family gatherings; my relatives just toss peanuts at me.

Honestly, I think Trump knew better than to try any of his usual BS with Zohran Mamdani. Mamdani is too sharp and would have humiliated him in public.

Apparently, hospitals are not the best place to just start unplugging things so you can charge your cell phone. I know this now.

Pinterest makes me want to buy & decorate a house, lose weight, re-do my wardrobe, have a kid, and cook a meal all in one day.

Question Dear Leader once and you're all done... totally not a cult.

“Careful, there’s poop on the dance floor.”
* how ballet was invented *

Never knew why pajama tops had pockets on them, but I just filled mine up with cookies. Now it makes complete sense.

Ohhhh, those naughty Pilgrims!

We're living on the Jerry Springer Show now.

Don't forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds Wednesday night at 1 AM for Thanksgiving.

Any wedding can be a fairy tale wedding if you serve porridge and release three angry bears into the reception hall. 😎

left leg, right leg, wiggle wiggle jump jump wiggle wiggle jump jump --- (Me putting on Spanx)

At my age, you don’t want someone who completes you. You want one who doesn’t interrupt the life you built.

🤣😂🤣

Twitter is down...again. 🤣

[crime scene]
Detective: Not only has the victim been decapitated the head is nowhere to be found.
Praying Mantis: *burps*
I found him like that. I swear.
Detective *narrows eyes suspiciously * Put this down as a possible sex crime.

The US invaded Mexico and declared ownership of the land.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...

He misses the good old days when him and his pal Epstein could do whatever they wanted in front of women.
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