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Michelle

@michelleroy78.bsky.social

πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire. Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really) Love to read and make people smile. (really) #transgender #bluewave

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Burying - Home and Abroad
I hate how accurate this is...a real gut punch.

06.03.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always used to wonder why older women were so angry all the time. Now I'm an older woman and I'm like, oh, this is why.

06.03.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not whitewashing Bush's legacy so much as comparing it to Trump's legacy that has shit smeared all over it.

06.03.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, imagine that …

06.03.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 221    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

The pottery scene from Ghost except it’s just me standing behind the waiter at Olive Garden helping him put Parmesan on my pasta.

06.03.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"I'm always surrounded by secret service, so it likely won't be me. So, whatever. I don't care." --- Trump

06.03.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Tony Gonzales drops his bid for reelection...
"Deep reflection with my loving family" is the darkest comedy Onion type shit this multifamily ruiner could unironically produce."

06.03.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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He'd be invincible. God directs all bullets around Saint Barron. If you do get hit it means you're a sinner and God despises you and wants you to suffer. πŸ™„

06.03.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cat: |noun|
Definition - The furry little sociopath that manages your household while still looking innocent.

06.03.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: "I feel good about myself today."
TikTok: "Here are 10 of the skinniest women you'll ever see."

06.03.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't care. I’ll wave at a baby 500 times if they keep waving.

06.03.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a thought, but I think you should live your life so that if you get a rash on your neck millions of people won't hope for your death. ☠️

06.03.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another Jan 6er

06.03.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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🀣 #KristiNoem has a new office. 🀣

06.03.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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Does Trump know he doesn't need other people to make him look bad? I mean a criminal, grifting, rapist and pedophile can do that all on their own.

05.03.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 963    πŸ” 250    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 5

I'm pretty sure Kristi Noem is at home, broken hearted, eating HΓ€agen-Dazs by the gallon, and watching the ending of β€œOld Yeller” over and over to try to cheer herself up.

05.03.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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"Shield of The Americas"...WTF is that?

05.03.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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He's really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

05.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ I just can’t…

05.03.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Her replacement, Senator Mullin is just as bad.

05.03.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In Memoriam: BUH-BYE!!! 🀣

05.03.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

05.03.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Live updates: Trump fires Homeland Security Secretary Noem after mounting criticism Embattled Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was fired by President Donald Trump. He has nominated Oklahoma Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin in her place.

BUH-BYE BITCH!!!
Live updates: Trump fires Homeland Security Secretary Noem after mounting criticism
apnews.com/live/kristi-...

05.03.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Me, sliding glass toward waitress: Hit me again.
Waitress: You…you want a third milkshake?!
Me: You heard me.

05.03.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘‡ THIS πŸ‘‡

05.03.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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The music is so fitting. Busted! πŸ˜…

05.03.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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He also said he asked for God’s forgiveness, and God told him he was forgiven. No apologies, no regrets, no consequences for being an abusive pervert and boss.

05.03.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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She couldn't deny it She knows that they know the answer and have the proof and if she had denied it, it would be perjury. She's scrambling to keep a job that's she's going to be fired from soon.

05.03.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They didn’t need a study for this...

05.03.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump has begun asking congressional Republicans whether he should fire DHS Secretary Kristi Noem.

05.03.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0