Michelle

Artist: Satish Acharya

Burying - Home and Abroad
I hate how accurate this is...a real gut punch.

I always used to wonder why older women were so angry all the time. Now I'm an older woman and I'm like, oh, this is why.

Not whitewashing Bush's legacy so much as comparing it to Trump's legacy that has shit smeared all over it.

Well, imagine that …

The pottery scene from Ghost except it’s just me standing behind the waiter at Olive Garden helping him put Parmesan on my pasta.

"I'm always surrounded by secret service, so it likely won't be me. So, whatever. I don't care." --- Trump

Tony Gonzales drops his bid for reelection...
"Deep reflection with my loving family" is the darkest comedy Onion type shit this multifamily ruiner could unironically produce."

He'd be invincible. God directs all bullets around Saint Barron. If you do get hit it means you're a sinner and God despises you and wants you to suffer. 🙄

Cat: |noun|
Definition - The furry little sociopath that manages your household while still looking innocent.

Me: "I feel good about myself today."
TikTok: "Here are 10 of the skinniest women you'll ever see."

I don't care. I’ll wave at a baby 500 times if they keep waving.

Just a thought, but I think you should live your life so that if you get a rash on your neck millions of people won't hope for your death. ☠️

Another Jan 6er

🤣 #KristiNoem has a new office. 🤣

Does Trump know he doesn't need other people to make him look bad? I mean a criminal, grifting, rapist and pedophile can do that all on their own.

I'm pretty sure Kristi Noem is at home, broken hearted, eating Häagen-Dazs by the gallon, and watching the ending of “Old Yeller” over and over to try to cheer herself up.

"Shield of The Americas"...WTF is that?

He's really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

🙄🙄🙄 I just can’t…

Her replacement, Senator Mullin is just as bad.

In Memoriam: BUH-BYE!!! 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Live updates: Trump fires Homeland Security Secretary Noem after mounting criticism Embattled Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was fired by President Donald Trump. He has nominated Oklahoma Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin in her place.

BUH-BYE BITCH!!!
Live updates: Trump fires Homeland Security Secretary Noem after mounting criticism
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Me, sliding glass toward waitress: Hit me again.
Waitress: You…you want a third milkshake?!
Me: You heard me.

👇 THIS 👇

The music is so fitting. Busted! 😅

He also said he asked for God’s forgiveness, and God told him he was forgiven. No apologies, no regrets, no consequences for being an abusive pervert and boss.

She couldn't deny it She knows that they know the answer and have the proof and if she had denied it, it would be perjury. She's scrambling to keep a job that's she's going to be fired from soon.

They didn’t need a study for this...

Trump has begun asking congressional Republicans whether he should fire DHS Secretary Kristi Noem.