@michelleroy78.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her 🏳️⚧️ Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire. Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really) Love to read and make people smile. (really) #transgender #bluewave
It’s reached a point where my local Chipotle sends first responders to my house if I go more than two days without buying tacos.
As you wish...
It’s reached a point where my local Chipotle sends first responders to my house if I go more than two days without buying tacos.
"Images show fragments of U.S. made missile that bombed Iranian girl's school." --- Snopes.com
I just read the phrase "vaginal tightening gel" which is apparently a real thing that exists in this world.
*ejects self from planet*
Autocorrect better define "cluster duck" for me if it's gonna keep changing my words when I try to post about this administration.
Guess who has quit wine and started working out 3 times a week?
Not me. But someone for sure.
Are you required to want to molest kids when you join the Republican party or do those tips & tricks come in your new members packet?
What if I hugged you really tight & then gradually loosened my grip & told you your blood pressure is 130/95...
I love soup with a little bread.
I would've been the best peasant.
It's getting so bad that at some point, Saturday Night Live and Colin Jost are just going to throw up their hands and just air Pete Kegseth highlights. 🙄
I love this for him...that pervert.
"How a Catch-a-Predator Sting Nabbed a Right-Wing Hatemonger"
www.thebulwark.com?utm_source=n...
A team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they're being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner?
Yeah, that makes sense.
Eating a second cookie because I ate the first on absentmindedly and didn't appreciate it enough.
With these prices, the shark is the 2nd scariest thing in the film.
They're not even trying to hide it anymore.
I have the hospitality of a Southern Belle and the emotional stability of a raccoon in a Dollar General store.
Thought this was a parody, but, no, the US Mint really removed the olive branch, but not the arrows.
If you ever see me sleeping with a leg sticking out from under the blanket, don’t cover it, that’s my climate control system.
How do people still support this guy?
Why is it always "you've gotta lock in"?
What if I want to tuck in?
Tuck into bed and tuck 3 tacos in my face.
Taught him how to fight what? Paying taxes and being prosecuted for being a sexual predator?
I know a super-hot bath is bad for my skin and hair, but being boiled alive is also important for my mental health.
The two things you can always count on under a Republican president...
You can't find common ground when the other side wants to eradicate you from existence.
Bank Notification: "Did you just buy something big?"
Me: (paid my mortgage) Uh, yeah, literally a month's worth of shelter!"
Animal Control: "WTF are you thinking?!"
Me: "Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic."
Animal Control: "You released OSTRICHES!"
"I hope I didn't need that."
- Me, vacuuming apparently
I've never seen a cybertruck parked at the library.
My Netflix prank show idea:
Women agreeing to meet up with the guys that send them unsolicited dick pics, but when the guy arrives, it's actually their mother waiting for them.
Has anyone checked on Lyndsey Graham? He is NOT well.
Graham: “I feel good about the Republican Party. We are killing all the right people and cutting your taxes. Trump is my favorite president. We have run out of bombs. We did not even run out of bombs in WWII.”