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Michelle

@michelleroy78.bsky.social

πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire. Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really) Love to read and make people smile. (really) #transgender #bluewave

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Imagine throwing a punch and being so entitled that you are shocked when you get punched back.

02.03.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(my first day as a Transformer)
Optimus Prime: Transformers, roll out!
Me: *transforms into hotdog cart* CAN I GET A PUSH HERE?

02.03.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bone spurs are probably hereditary in the Trump family...

02.03.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: "I think this is going pretty well."
Date: "You dropped a chicken wing down your shirt and yelled β€˜chicken breast!’
Me: *mouth full of pasta* "Mm-hmm"

02.03.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well...DUH!!!

02.03.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Not a single word was offered to the fallen during the war in Iran by him.

02.03.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you think about how enormous our galaxy is, and the vastness of space, I'm really not eating all that many tacos.

02.03.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Both Graham and Mace used the word β€œconsequential.” So that must be the approved talking point re Trump and Iran.

02.03.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So accurate...

02.03.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What a crazy Epsteinian world is this.

02.03.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Friend: *crying* "I’ve been to Hell and back."
Me: *hugging her* "Did you bring me a souvenir?"

02.03.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Discourse from the weekend in a nutshell...

02.03.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Things are bad when one of the craziest people to live is starting to make reasonable comments.

02.03.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From @dccartoonist.bsky.social

02.03.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Chases dog around trying to get a good photo*
(me at any party, ever)

02.03.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I unfollowed and blocked everyone who isn't secretly a mystical creature pretending to be human. So, if you're seeing this I know.

02.03.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Artist: de Adder

Artist: de Adder

02.03.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

FAA approved Amazon for drone deliveries in my city. So now we have skeet shooting with miscellaneous prizes.

02.03.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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"Who could it be now?"

02.03.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Republicans told me if I voted for Kamala, we'd get WWIII.
I voted for her and they were right.

02.03.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Just make up words and say them in a British accent, people think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

02.03.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My junk drawer is filled with half-used beauty products that never fulfilled their promise.

02.03.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a "special military operation", not a war, I guess.

02.03.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster, so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

02.03.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
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I tried to blow dust off my phone and spat all over it.
So yeah, I’m adorable.

02.03.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Them: "You're beautiful no matter what they say."
Me: "Awww thank y...wait what?"

01.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah but she’s a woman and her laugh is annoying. /s πŸ™„

01.03.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hate how accurate this tweet is.

01.03.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 17000    πŸ” 4873    πŸ’¬ 379    πŸ“Œ 206
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This was made sixteen years ago, unfortunately it's still relevant.

01.03.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0