From @dccartoonist.bsky.social
02.03.2026 15:33 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@michelleroy78.bsky.social
π³οΈββ§οΈ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her π³οΈββ§οΈ Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire. Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really) Love to read and make people smile. (really) #transgender #bluewave
From @dccartoonist.bsky.social
02.03.2026 15:33 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
*Chases dog around trying to get a good photo*
(me at any party, ever)
I unfollowed and blocked everyone who isn't secretly a mystical creature pretending to be human. So, if you're seeing this I know.
02.03.2026 15:32 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Artist: de Adder
02.03.2026 15:30 β π 9 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0FAA approved Amazon for drone deliveries in my city. So now we have skeet shooting with miscellaneous prizes.
02.03.2026 15:29 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1"Who could it be now?"
02.03.2026 15:28 β π 47 π 18 π¬ 5 π 0
Republicans told me if I voted for Kamala, we'd get WWIII.
I voted for her and they were right.
Just make up words and say them in a British accent, people think theyβre real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.
02.03.2026 15:25 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My junk drawer is filled with half-used beauty products that never fulfilled their promise.
02.03.2026 15:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is a "special military operation", not a war, I guess.
02.03.2026 15:25 β π 30 π 11 π¬ 4 π 0Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster, so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.
02.03.2026 15:23 β π 30 π 3 π¬ 10 π 1
I tried to blow dust off my phone and spat all over it.
So yeah, Iβm adorable.
Them: "You're beautiful no matter what they say."
Me: "Awww thank y...wait what?"
Yeah but sheβs a woman and her laugh is annoying. /s π
01.03.2026 15:06 β π 142 π 22 π¬ 14 π 0I hate how accurate this tweet is.
01.03.2026 15:05 β π 16746 π 4816 π¬ 373 π 203This was made sixteen years ago, unfortunately it's still relevant.
01.03.2026 15:04 β π 56 π 18 π¬ 1 π 0I just wanna date someone who makes me feel the way I feel when the Amazon driver rings the doorbell.
01.03.2026 14:59 β π 23 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0If we're in a relationship, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on. This is our shirt.
01.03.2026 14:58 β π 28 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I donβt know why people say Facebook isnβt a dating app. Iβve encountered plenty of available married men on there.
01.03.2026 14:57 β π 35 π 2 π¬ 10 π 0About the only rebellious thing about me is that I refuse to cover my super white legs no matter how many people I blind.
01.03.2026 14:55 β π 22 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Aged like milk...
28.02.2026 17:01 β π 114 π 46 π¬ 5 π 3The new super weapon unveiled by Iran...Yes, PLEASE!
28.02.2026 16:47 β π 72 π 11 π¬ 5 π 2Lying to my doctor when she asks if I've been sexually active lately by saying "yes" so she doesnβt think I'm lame.
28.02.2026 15:26 β π 27 π 2 π¬ 5 π 0If you want to make me happy, leave the room and come back in as an outdoor cedar soaking tub near a quiet cabin in Topanga.
28.02.2026 15:23 β π 194 π 10 π¬ 12 π 1Itβs a fucking cult of the dumbest among us.
28.02.2026 15:22 β π 1568 π 293 π¬ 61 π 9Remember in school when you played Cowboys and [Native Americans] and you always thought the cowboys were the good guys? Yeah.
28.02.2026 15:19 β π 19 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0I donβt like the idea of penises growing over time, but I also donβt like the idea of them starting out full size. Ultimately, I understand that the right call was made.
28.02.2026 14:37 β π 17 π 3 π¬ 1 π 1If you're having a bad day, just remember that someone is dating your ex right now.
28.02.2026 14:37 β π 10 π 3 π¬ 0 π 1