Michelle

Just a thought, but I think you should live your life so that if you get a rash on your neck millions of people won't hope for your death. ☠️

Another Jan 6er

🤣 #KristiNoem has a new office. 🤣

Does Trump know he doesn't need other people to make him look bad? I mean a criminal, grifting, rapist and pedophile can do that all on their own.

I'm pretty sure Kristi Noem is at home, broken hearted, eating Häagen-Dazs by the gallon, and watching the ending of “Old Yeller” over and over to try to cheer herself up.

"Shield of The Americas"...WTF is that?

He's really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

🙄🙄🙄 I just can’t…

Her replacement, Senator Mullin is just as bad.

In Memoriam: BUH-BYE!!! 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Live updates: Trump fires Homeland Security Secretary Noem after mounting criticism Embattled Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was fired by President Donald Trump. He has nominated Oklahoma Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin in her place.

BUH-BYE BITCH!!!
Live updates: Trump fires Homeland Security Secretary Noem after mounting criticism
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Me, sliding glass toward waitress: Hit me again.
Waitress: You…you want a third milkshake?!
Me: You heard me.

👇 THIS 👇

The music is so fitting. Busted! 😅

He also said he asked for God’s forgiveness, and God told him he was forgiven. No apologies, no regrets, no consequences for being an abusive pervert and boss.

She couldn't deny it She knows that they know the answer and have the proof and if she had denied it, it would be perjury. She's scrambling to keep a job that's she's going to be fired from soon.

They didn’t need a study for this...

Trump has begun asking congressional Republicans whether he should fire DHS Secretary Kristi Noem.

If I say I'll be ready in 5 minutes, think like 5 minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all of their timeouts.

So, not a drag queen, not a trans person?

Me: *opening a package*
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to spend less this month?
Me: These were on sale, I *SAVED* $30.

Me: I look great today!
Self check out camera: Are you sure about that?

Translation: "I'M TERRIFIED OF THE MIDTERMS!!!

Today's New Yorker Cartoon...

Nightmare scenario: You go to an ice cream shop with your friend and place your order then she says, “nothing for me, thanks.”

They put more effort into the mission patch design than they did actually designing the mission.

Your sacrifice wasn’t meaningless.

I mean, they ain't wrong.

Me: I’m bored
My refrigerator: Here she comes.