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Stinky dog in SF. Insta is Pokeslut69

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I believe deeply that itโ€™s just that people are afraid of needles and will look for any excuse to avoid them. Idk how to make people braver though

10.02.2026 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Werewolf origin story

09.02.2026 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me standing on a log in the forest looking over my shoulder in a thong

Me standing on a log in the forest looking over my shoulder in a thong

Whoโ€™s taking advantage of this lost and alone hiker in the woods

09.02.2026 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woof ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

06.02.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Health

06.02.2026 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿˆ

05.02.2026 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last night at the bar my pup gave me a chest hickie so strong that he sucked blood out through the skin ๐Ÿฅต that he then licked off ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต and we made out with my blood in our mouths ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

01.02.2026 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Just means she can enjoy them again!

30.01.2026 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ironic thing about โ€œpurity testโ€ rhetoric is how often Iโ€™ve seen these same people perform their own purity tests on more progressive/third party candidates. As usual, the call is coming from inside the house

28.01.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This would make me cum immediately

26.01.2026 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, outside of how hot it would be, feels thematic. Vault-Tec would love the misogynistic experiment of โ€œwhat if a world without womenโ€ that still reinforced the idealized gender dynamics of the 50s. The future being unable to shake off the pastโ€ฆ mpreg hauntologyโ€ฆ

23.01.2026 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s no way to disprove that there wasnโ€™t a Vault populated entirely by men who were forced to become either alphas or omegas.

23.01.2026 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You can do better honestly

18.01.2026 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of America?

17.01.2026 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember when Nymphia had to refer to the showโ€™s racism as โ€œthe Asian curse,โ€ as though it were a coincidence that 80% of Asian queens got eliminated in the first three episodes.

17.01.2026 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly tattoos are the answer to most problems

14.01.2026 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He did indeed do quite a bit of crime

14.01.2026 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn massive ๐Ÿฅต

14.01.2026 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do it ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

14.01.2026 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not sure if thereโ€™s an animal that has both an estrous and menstrual cycle, I think itโ€™s either/or. So going into heat would preclude a monthly period. Of course itโ€™s all up to the author, but I think part of the fun is in the redesigning, or making sex more animalistic

14.01.2026 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah itโ€™s a very normal thing to see in SF as well. Not as 100% absolute in execution, but still the social norm

13.01.2026 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I was traveling in Japan, my friends were like โ€œOh wow! ๐Ÿ˜ฏโ˜๏ธ Look how they stand on one half of the escalator so people can walk up the other half ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ This kind of societal progress could only happen here, in Japan.โ€

(Love my friends but it is funny how Japan has this effect on people)

13.01.2026 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oof the impregnated one has a nine month timer, but comes with hidden benefits like +40 Sex Drive

12.01.2026 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God ๐Ÿฅต

07.01.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s cuz the queens are always really engaging and talented, but then as the season goes production shenanigans just get so tiring

07.01.2026 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reading your posts, it kinda seems like theyโ€™re bad at their job. Maybe offloading their own imposter syndrome onto you

07.01.2026 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean I always tip bartenders so yeah

06.01.2026 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woof damn ๐Ÿฅต

06.01.2026 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This reminds me I need to catch up! Iโ€™m a couple seasons behind

04.01.2026 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine how big thatโ€™d be if you werenโ€™t addicted to being a pig ๐Ÿ˜ letting it all go to waste in the name of gluttony

03.01.2026 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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