Being uncomfortable is not the same as being harmed.
Anyways.
“Correct me if I’m wrong” what kind of friend do you think I am. I will embrace you if you are wrong, I will support you if you are wrong. I will be wrong with you. We will be completely wrong, together
Btw
It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow
It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker
This was never about woman's sports
Favorite activity at kid’s band concerts: we try to guess for which part of Disney theme parks the music is from.
do not forget that the speaker of this strikingly familiar speech ended up:
book version - ousted by a people's rebellion composed of the same 'weak and idle friends' he derided, stabbed in the back by a mistreated servant, his death celebrated with a party, or
movie version -
Landed a contract gig in time to offset losing unemployment and rising healthcare costs. This timeline is s t r e s s f u l.
Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. men’s hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as “pulled a Target.”
They pulled a Target.
I know the response of 'you're causing irreversible harm to children's bodies!' to trans healthcare for kids comes from transphobia, plain and simple.
But it's wild that the same people are never vocal about MUCH more common things that ACTUALLY cause irreversible harm. Take high school football...
It’s taken a year but my appearance/hair length has gotten to the point where strangers have defaulted to fem pronouns or gender confusion towards me. #blessed
Also Roshar wasn’t shown in the best light here either. We just don’t know enough about space age Cosmere politics.
I had this reaction at first, but I feel like clarification occurs and you feel less like this is directed at all Scadrians and more like ah, societies are complex and colonizing military industrial complexes are bad.
The way this news is going to make me get through literally anything until I can put the shows into my eyeballs.
i'm pretty homely and funny-looking but i do all right, and most importantly i would not trade it for being a dissociated-to-hell cis man who was a scruffy sort of handsome again if you paid me
Grief is wild. Like the way you can listen to a music, and remember someone you listened to it with, and even though they’re not around anymore, it still feels like they’re right there next to you.
Really weird experience on Apple Music lately. Some music that I listen to a lot (a lot a lot) starts playing songs silently. If I restart the song the volume will resume again, but if I don’t notice (have it on in the background) sometimes entire songs pass in silence.
Things may be awful right now but Frieren’s back and that first episode healed my soul.
I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
To be fair, their first reaction was “what do you need an ash tray for 🤨”.
The way I convinced my kids this ash tray I made at pottery is for dunking dumplings and resting chopsticks.
you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that
my year of using the crying-and-laughing react on 100% of the texts I receive, without exceptions, has resulted in a 40% decrease in overall texts received. Strongest recommendation
Certified old guy 🙏
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Cherry pineapple?!? That sounds amazing!
That’s awful. I hate this timeline.
with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.
come over.
This is AI right? Things are OFF
The way I started sobbing when I got to this part in the game. Taking time to remember today. 🕯️
