spooky catherine

hot girl?

she says "help!"

bit my girlfriend so hard in the arm that i felt the shape of her tendon and wrapped my teeth around it

aaaauauauuAAAUUAUYGGGGHHHHHHHHHHULOOOOICUVVVVUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHGGUUUHHJHHHHHHHH

i looooved that game as a kid, i always drifted off to sleep listening to the guitar lady in the town square

they gave hornet silksong the personality of an upper middle class white woman:

- likes dogs (fleas) a whole lot
- uptight
- sassy
- racist

sometimes you gotta fall asleep on the floor next to your girlfriend's bed after she carves you up with a dull knife

i got complimented on my hair and was told they're reminiscent of dog ears, because I've got two flaps of bangs on either side of my head covering my ears

wagwagwagwagwagwagwag

dog girl with catholic guilt getting frantic belly rubs frowning to let jesus know she doesn't agree with this situation

lmfaoooo i guess i need to start calling my partners this

<-- 27 year old woman, never had a kid, somehow still called a milf all the time

sad adam driver,, puppy divorce...... :(

every day i wake up alarmingly unsure about whether to walk on two legs or all four legs

got so high my southern accent came out and the whole polycule callin me a cowgirl

yeah

my phone's microphone must have picked up my angry woman agony noises for the last two hours or my monthly frantic "why do trans girls get period pains" google search because the algorithm just recommended this post to me suddenly,,. so uh. hi. this shit fucking sucks. 🫠

you don't get this amount of soul by paying for a nintendo product, that's for sure

too small to relate 🥀

god the amount of subs who don't communicate, or practice unsafe bdsm, or don't do aftercare for their doms and yet expect it in return,, uggghh

i get it. i love being physically hurt, i love being pushed beyond belief, but being that selfish is stripping your partner of their personhood for sure

my ass after some freak sex

thanks for all the follows lately mwah mwah mwah i love you all

but i might be MIA for a couple days... girlfriend's coming back home!! she's flying in after an extended trip and uh. if this goes how i think it will she's gonna make sure i won't be able to walk for a couple days

just felt my boobs jiggle as i walked and they felt heavier than normal and i thought to myself "ooough she is ripe for the harvest"

adorable!! 💕

stoned (on the way to the pokemon center)

can't complain i love my alien followers,,, let's take over this rotten earth together

weaving in both together, being talked to in a loving way yet also a condescending backhanded kinda way,,,, aughugh it activates my neurons <: <: <:

eeeeeeeeee thank you im terrified / excited lmao

my girlfriend is coming back from visiting her other partner and we've been apart for so long and she's just like this image,,,, i am going to be ripped to shreds

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

kris is literally me,,, i wanna run around in the dirt and come back home with fleas

every surgery done on me is bottom surgery, isn't it

i immediately got like,,, 10 new followers lmao thank youuuuu, ive been looking through the list and i keep finding cool people <3 <3