ChefSpicyBoi

Jeez.. I'm so spoiled on having a bidet; but a clean tush is better than walking around with chocolate kisses

How people around here be looking at me when I Order my steak medium rare like I'm a Midwestern Cannibal

It's real 😶

"I'm going up to the Loft": Stoner code for "I'm going to go get high in my secret spot. Wanna hit a lick, bro?"

Look at those Tiger Stripes and that tiger in need of rubs

The Why Wolf 🐺

Yeah. Nothing like pinching & bruising your diaphragm with your ribcage, causing you excruciating pain sitting down, stooping over, coughing & sneezing and even sleeping is painful. It's gonna be a painful weekend of recovery

Oh no ~ he's a Cutie 😍🥰

Only someone like me can say something that sounds outta pocket like, "Hey, so I hurt myself pretty bad yesterday! I pinched and bruised something inside me with my ribcage. It hurts to sneeze & cough now." 🥲

*at a friend's house* ... What the fuck kind of witchcraftery is DIS!? *PUFFS AT*

Sorry for the late response, bout $100 for an ounce/ 32 grams

When Disney gets the rights to a Franchise that has a great Fan Base and marketing

And does that mean that Flynn GAVE her the Permanence Code? The whole movie was Swiss cheese with references to the First Tron (basically milk the franchise for all its wirth & cash grab)

My only complaint about Tron Ares; if Programs can't survive in the real world for more than half an hour, then HOW in the fuck did Quorra survive and where the hell is she & Sam!? Other than that, it was an OK movie

And if you're still one of THOSE people that still celebrates the Greatest Genocider AND Pedophile; The. You need to rethink your life. And you're also sick for thinking, "he should've gotten rid of ALL the Natives"

You ever just wake up and *MCR "I'm not OK" starts playing* 🙃

Last night's dinner & movie was a huge success ☺️

Two Zippos worth

*spends $200 on Good Kush* ... What? At least I'm not buying a Fuckin Labubu 🧐

Never take Mollie and sit alone in the dark 😶

Whew! I can't believe I ACTUALLY got a parking spot and beat the Sunny Family Cult members before they could hog all the spaces and have NO REGARDS for other people that actually live here. I hate Church. (only Church I'll go to is Churches Chicken).

Me when I'm off to go take a "break" in my car at work

"Hold on. I need to drop a Sick Beat!" *Proceeds to make heaving noises to trigger an Entomophobic* 🤢

Make "Special Requests" earn a Special Nickname 🤭

YouTube video by Pokeli Pokémon Scarlet & Violet - Elite Four Battle Music (HQ)

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Passenger: "How fast do you drive?" 🤔
Me: "Depends on the music" 😈

Hmm... Pierogis 🥟🥟🥟🥟

Yes, Daddy? 🥺

YouTube video by Sigur Rós - Topic Untitled #9 - Smáskifa 1

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Every time I hear this song it makes me feel like I'm 8 years old being yelled at because I made a mistake or an adult just wanted someone to yell at for THEIR mistake. Suddenly, I'm 8 years old again, on the verge of crying; but if I cry then I'm guilty, so I try not to cry

Everyday mood

I'm such Furry Trash, of course I picked the furriest design from this local Emo cover band's merch. Best $25 spent, it shall be worn with pride by an Elder Emo 🤘🏽