Tsunami Simba @tsunamisimba

So me and my girlfriend were talking, here’s the get rich plan:

-Open Strip Club
-Serve Brunch
-Call it “Bottomless” Mimosas and let you watch them twerk and get lit
-Probably have it women only or something so it’s a safe space

Idk we’ll figure it out

27.11.2024 16:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know I’m from Maryland because we eating crabs for thanksgiving 😂

27.11.2024 16:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man Mike Tyson lost, the Ravens lost.. im glad I ain’t put no money in FanDuel for this 😂

17.11.2024 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

glad to be here!

17.11.2024 00:15 — 👍 41514 🔁 6267 💬 397 📌 162

I’ll spend the fuck out some money lol

15.11.2024 03:06 — 👍 516 🔁 201 💬 23 📌 58

Canelo would leave that ring looking like a crime scene if he got in there with Jake Paul

16.11.2024 05:40 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Damn, I’m glad I didn’t put any money on this.

16.11.2024 05:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone who hates the word skeet just a skeezer fr

15.11.2024 22:02 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1

Just know prime Tyson would’ve finished this in round 1

16.11.2024 05:44 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2

Nahhh I need Jake Paul to fight Canelo now

16.11.2024 05:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this might be an #OldHeadTake, but i really want to see see mike tyson beat the ever living shit out of jake paul tonight.

15.11.2024 13:23 — 👍 15836 🔁 764 💬 593 📌 128

Who y’all got, JAKE or MIKE?

16.11.2024 04:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Skyline instead of timeline >>>>>>

15.11.2024 12:05 — 👍 14476 🔁 2312 💬 265 📌 264

SERRANO GOT ROBBED!

16.11.2024 04:16 — 👍 4 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter

15.11.2024 21:02 — 👍 10294 🔁 3994 💬 222 📌 527

Nahhhhh they fucking cheated Amanda Serrano. That’s fucking disgusting

16.11.2024 04:15 — 👍 32 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 2

Love how genuine this app is😂 nobody taking bs cause the moment one person step outta line…

Everybody on the app:

15.11.2024 15:37 — 👍 496 🔁 165 💬 8 📌 23

My Black anime folks over at #OtakuNoirSky, especially my Black femmes that have endured countless harassment from men on Twitter/X. @blacksky.app is a moderation service created by @rudyfraser.com and the #BlackSky team so we can report antiblackness and misogynoir. Game changer.

15.11.2024 21:11 — 👍 33 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 0

SERRANO SHOULD HAVE WON!

16.11.2024 04:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is so clutch, the community appreciates you 🫡

15.11.2024 07:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My girl would kill me for saying she old but I’m in the same boat 😂

15.11.2024 07:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely, Baltimore to be specific

15.11.2024 07:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm only getting on Twitter to see which one of my mutuals made a Bluesky so that I can add them 🤣

13.11.2024 23:20 — 👍 45 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0

We in here 🤙🏾

14.11.2024 12:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can someone help me understand the hype around Stardew Valley?

14.11.2024 04:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Still waiting for all the anime and gaming homies to move over to BlueSky. Where the content creators at?

14.11.2024 00:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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