David Pakman

Air travel is melting down as grocery prices continue to climb. Can we somehow blame Joe Biden for this?

If Trump pardons Ghislaine Maxwell, will MAGA come up with some excuse, or will they crush him for the final insult to their “transparency” wet dream that it will represent?

The degree to which the Bad Bunny stuff is triggering MAGA is hilarious, and even better is the number of clowns exposing their ignorance about Puerto Ricans being American

It’s been a chaotic, lawless weekend in America — caused by Trump’s goons. Authoritarians love to generate instability to justify further crackdowns.

Trump will soon end the reign of terror unleashed by the woke mind virus. (I have no idea what this means)

What happened to those $5000 DOGE checks that everyone was going to get thanks to all the waste, fraud, and abuse that DOGE and Elon found?

Trump LOVES the shutdown not only because it gives him attention, but because it delays the Epstein files vote once again. He DOES NOT want those files published.

First the shooter was trans.

Then the bullets were trans.

Then the roommate/love interest was trans.

Now they’ve stopped talking about it.

Can someone explain Hegseth’s obsession with “no fat people” yet he seems completely unperturbed that he works for an obese President?

I’m no promoter of “wokeness,” but sometimes the people who are angry about “woke” are merely upset they can’t use the n-word with no consequences. Tragic, sad people.

How much did taxpayers just pay for generals from around the world to fly in to listen to Donald Trump’s public brain rot speech to them?

Government shutdowns are manufactured hostage rises where politicians cash checks while others suffer. It’s deliberate sabotage. We didn’t even have shutdown until Reagan triggered the first one. I have always refused to participate in the horserace-style shutdown coverage.

How soon will we hear about the new Michigan shooter that, forget about this Trump shirt, forget about his Trump sign, forget about his pro-Trump social posts, because his wife’s ex-boss’s sister’s cousin’s hairdresser once said gay people should be able to get married, this is LEFT WING VIOLENCE

Are the “bread lines” they’re talking about just people buying bread at farmer’s markets?

They tried to kill Trump three times. First was the Butler, PA shooting, then the golf course guy with a gun, and then the escalator turning off when Trump was a few inches off the ground. Terrible stuff.

I spoke to two pediatricians this week and both said that individual measles, mumps and rubella vaccines aren’t available to their clinics, or to their knowledge at all, in the United States. Trump is recommending something that is apparently not even possible.

We're lucky Trump was even able to make it up the stairs!

Wait a second. Elon Musk's big bombshell was claiming Trump is in the Epstein files…but it turns out Musk is in the Epstein files? What a world.

Remember when Trump told us that Biden weaponized the DOJ and there was no evidence of that but now Trump specifically had his DOJ indict James Comey and MAGA is fine with it?

The number of Americans visiting Canada has surpassed the number of Canadians visiting the US in 19 years. What do you think explains this?

MAGA-adjacent clowns are calling the Comey indictment the “biggest political scandal” in history. I thought Obamagate was the biggest political scandal? Also, what is Obamagate?

It’s hard to believe a big boy alpha male strongman would be so triggered about an escalator and a teleprompter. Maybe he’s not as alpha as he says?

ABC briefly getting rid of Kimmel was supposedly a “business decision” yet Trump is now threatening to sue over Kimmel being back. Hmm…

Their new scandal is that the UN messed with Trump’s escalator and teleprompter to embarrass him. Turns out the escalator glitched thanks to a Trump staffer and it was the White House controlling the teleprompter. SNOWFLAKE CITY.

Trump’s “speech” to the UN today was absolutely humiliating. Something is very wrong with him, and a 72 hour psych hold seems more appropriate than the nuclear codes.

Call me crazy, but I would check with a doctor about that wacky stuff Trump said yesterday before making any decisions

If a loved one said to you the things Trump said at the autism press conference, you’d get them a mental health evaluation. This is disgusting.

Today’s press conference is by far Trump’s most dangerous yet. Absolutely sickening and putrid.

Anybody in my followers who thinks respect for free speech is stronger than ever under this current Trump administration?

A ton of people are furious with me for this tweet. I’m getting hundreds of replies saying “but Charlie Kirk’s widow forgave the shooter,” as if that erases what Trump, Miller and others spewed during their “eulogies.” Pathetic stuff.