David Pakman

It seems likely that DOGE committed more fraud than it found 😂

Now that we’ve learned DOGE has been quietly shut down to save money (LOL), we should again ask, where are the arrests and indictments for all the fraud that DOGE found?

Marjorie Taylor Greene just announced she will resign from Congress Jan 5 after an explosive fallout with Trump after supporting MAGA for years. Says she has no immediate political ambitions. Meanwhile Trump welcomed Mamdani calling him a fascist during their Oval Office meeting. Another insane day.

Trump ending up enamored with Mamdani is hilarious. It’s not clear if Trump is that easy to sway, if he doesn’t really understand what’s going on, if he’s impressed with Mamdani’s personality, or some combination, but it’s a disaster for ever MAGA-aligned effort to paint Mamdani as heretical evil

Impeachment talk is ramping back up, and even though it obviously won’t succeed, the pearl-clutching from Republicans about him not “deserving” it is hilarious. This guy deserved another impeachment within 7 days of the start of term #2

Trump giving a hero’s welcome to one of the most brutal, human rights-denying authoritarians of the modern world this week, calling him his friend, military flyover, etc…kinda should be scaring more people, but the MAGAs seem cool with it

Folks, I just had my first colonoscopy and got an absolutely perfect score. Some of the stuff is hard, like lying on your left side, or saying your name and date of birth. A lot of people can't do that. But the doctors really were shocked because they had never seen a score so high.

And just like that, the Epstein files are now part of an ongoing investigation. Certainly can’t release them NOW. Nope, too bad.

There is NO WAY they are simply going to “release the Epstein files” in their full context. Trump and friends clearly have something up their sleeve, the question is what exactly

Oh it’s too funny. Texas forces through partisan election maps and a court now finds it unconstitutional. In response, California HELD AN ELECTION about whether to redraw maps, which passed. Now the Texas maps are dead and California’s are very much alive. What a world.

As disgusting as Trump “Quiet, Piggy” to a reporter is, if we’ve learned anything in the last 10 years, it’s that MAGA voters DO NOT CARE about this kind of thing. In fact, many love it!

In a complete panic, Trump now calls for the release of the Epstein files. What do we think? He struck a deal for redacted files, or Pam Bondi will say she can’t due to ongoing investigation, or Trump realized his followers won’t actually care?

Why can’t you guys just accept that Trump’s tariffs didn’t cause any problems, but Trump CUTTING tariffs on some of the things he PUT tariffs on will SOLVE the problem (which the tariffs didn’t create)

The Epstein Files are SO GOOD for Trump, SO completely exculpatory, that he doesn’t want them released. Gotcha.

Any completely innocent person would be behaving like Trump, right? Not answering questions about Epstein, flipping out anytime someone brings it up, trying to strongarm Lauren Boebert into voting no. Totally the behavior of an innocent man?

Get a load of Trump’s one-armed clapping. Forget about drinking water normally, can this guy do ANYTHING normally?

Aside from the TREASURE TROVE of incriminating Epstein emails re: Trump, his behavior alone is the behavior of an incredibly guilty person. Do MAGAs not realize this?

It's crazy how they managed to frame Trump with the Epstein stuff. Planting a fake Christmas card in a book of Christmas cards a decade in advance, sending all of those emails 15 years ago so that they would later, when Trump is President, be referred to to make Trump look bad. Incredibly vicious.

Karoline Leavitt TODAY said:

1. They are transparent about Epstein (but they haven’t released the files)

2. They are transparent about Trump’s MRI (except they still haven’t told us what body part was scanned and why

These new Epstein emails DO NOT look good for Trump. Trump knew it all, all along, and his entire public narrative was a lie. Expect a major meltdown on Truth Social today

INCREDIBLY POWERFUL declarations from Trump’s own Truth Social AI. MAJOR WIN in the battle of ideas @briantylercohen.bsky.social

The Trump administration is working very strongly to consider exploring the possibility of assessing whether, when and how to approach planning for the non-zero chance that a framework for a healthcare plan would be built.

Elderly President claims no one knows what a magnet is. Totally normal.

Trump’s 50-year mortgage idea is terrible. It BLOWS UP the amount of total interest paid, and it will drive prices UP by making houses appear more affordable by lowering monthly payments, without creating more supply. DISASTER.

Welp, Dems got themselves the promise of a vote about healthcare in December, maybe? Cool…

I still have not met a single person in real life or even interacted with one online who tells me that there are 100 genders like some MAGAs claim

Transportation Secy Sean Duffy, the guy from MTV Road Rules, is considering getting some non-certified Air Traffic Controllers from former Fox News weekend morning host Pete Hegseth, now Secy of Defense. Let that sink in.

What on earth is going on with Trump today? He looks particularly…off today.

Last night I had dinner at a rooftop restaurant near the White House and despite it being 9pm, we were serenaded by the sweet sounds of cranes and construction as the White House demolition continues. It appears to be nearly 24/7. Trump must really want that thing done before he leaves office.

Just had completely unnecessary flight delays. Weather was fine. Plane was fine. Crew was there and ready. It was all totally optional and caused by this ridiculous Trump shutdown. Completely humiliating stuff.