Kauffman

Anyway,

I wish the mutuals feed let you see reposts from mutuals on here

it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now

You can now play DOOM on the terminals inside ULTRAKILL.

#DoomRunsOnEverything

All these men driving women out of their fields with giggly idiot grabassery and then bloviating to the public about how the lack of women is proof of male intellectual superiority... I hate them all. I hate them so much.

shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree

Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Quite simply the greatest heat check of all time

Keep that shit off my phone. Thanks!

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

not saying it can't get worse but this week really feels like a straightforward depiction of what worst-case 'post truth' information apocalypse ppl were warning of in the late 2010s

"Secret good Stranger Things finale" has nothing on MY current fan theory: Secret extra songs from Protomen Act 3 when they do the live shows

"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.

What is happening with this pope?!

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures

The Founders were so concerned about bribery that the Constitution forbids it three separate times. Two emoluments clauses ban officials—unambiguously including the president—from accepting things of value, plus bribery is the only named impeachable offense besides treason.

Unprecedentedly corrupt.

Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱

• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed

Chuck, portrayed by Paul Scheer, a member of the Good Place Committee: "He's got a point. The fair thing for us to do is just keep giving up more and more stuff we want, unilaterally, until this demon is finally happy."

Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:

ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water

lol

SSX3, played the hell out of it as a kid and now it feels good to just zone out and style on the race courses while listening to the music in it

poster for new Secret Base series "The history of charging the mound" with a cutout photo of Gerald Williams punching Pedro Martinez in the face. below them, a 3D timeline chart with hundreds of pins stuck into the timeline ranging from 1950-2025 article excerpt from the Akron Beacon Journal, 7/17/2000: "I'm not a violent person, but ... it really crossed my mind to go with my helmet and try to hit him and maybe knock an eyeball out or something." - Brian Hunter, outfielder, Colorado Rockies title text: Secret Base presents The history of charging the mound An ongoing project by Jon Bois Series premieres November 3rd on Secret Base's Patreon www.patreon.com/SecretBase

As a brewers fan this pains me, as a stats nerd this is remarkable

When people ask me to rank the top 10 teams right now

“I would start driving if they let me hit one bicyclist a month” - my lovely fiancé