@craigalank.bsky.social
Retired. Fighting the good fight unless I have to disturb the cat in my lap. Tengo setenta años. Aprendido Español. Estos quíen habla Español por favor habla conmigo. Necesito mucha practica. Correciones bienvenido. Casado con mucho feliz.
2nd Story 🐈
If you douse an ICE agent with water will it melt?
Senator: Is the President a pedophile?
Bondi: We have video of you picking your nose.
What kind of music does Good Bunny play?
Oolie and Coyote relaxifying after a hard day of being petted.
Dogshit
Mr. Oo takes in the scene.
Just curious: Have you ever had a "I thought turkeys could fly" moment?
One bright spot - his incredible stupidity will make him unaware of his constant rake-stepping and leave him unaware that he is in the hole he is digging.
"You are going to die with a full inbox". Josh Johnson, the greatest comedian of this time.
Kevin Sorbo is pissed!
If only Charlie Chaplin were still alive for a sequel to the Little Dictator.
Tengo frio
JD Vance is the tofu of politicians.
Just blocked 4 accounts that were fronts for OnlyFans . Is there a way to automate that? By me or better yet by Bluesky?
Doing laundry on vacation. Used a wash app called Wash-Connect. Where is my Delete-Elon-FromEarth app?
These are some weird looking cats on our porch
Oolie, Coyote, and Craig. I am Craig.
What % of Bluesky is outside the US?
Pretty sure the drones are from Droneistan and/or Droneivania and/or Dronenam and/or Droneola. Regardless now is the time to invest in Reynolds Wrap - both the stock and the product.
Hmmmm
My honey, Kitty Lady.
I guess I will be directing my broker to put some money in Iron Lung manufacturer stock.
Of any time including the future. May all the people who voted for him feel the wrath of all their ancestors and all their descendants now and forever.
Why isnt the next POTUS , aka POS, in a memory care center where he belongs?
Mr. Boots
Disfrutando un juego en la Republica de Dominica
#baseball
#beísbol
Special salon treatment by Mr. BOOTS.
Outside our second floor window. Coyote .