val 🌿🛸🪩

barely slept and i'm extra exhausted because my coffee machine's broken but i truly sense an extra glittery sparkle in the air today, it's like dan and phil thrust a wave of healing gay rainbow energy into the collective with their video yesterday and it's about to start rippling out...

so as it turns out having this album on repeat throughout an 11 hour long travel day is all i needed to love it

mmhmm starting to feel sick two days before i fly home, this better not turn into anything

TIME TO CLAIM YOUR SHIRT!!!

🤯

This album is pure satire. Camp to the max. She is giving the fans (represented by the HAIM sisters) exactly what they want—the talk about the ring, the talk about the title (of wife), the dick…

I think she’s making a mockery of her image— “You knew what you wanted, and boy you got her”

yes!! the intro to wood immediately made me think of i want you back by the jackson 5 too

ok immediate first reaction to the whole album. i intentially didn't focus much on lyrics for now, just wanted to take it all in, and i had a thoroughly good time vibing to this, even if parts of it felt very robin sparkles to me... which probably is exactly the point she's trying to make!!

so a song about my dead high school crush being on this album was NOT on my bingo card... uhhh that just hit me like a thousand trillion bricks i need a break before i listen to the rest

so that obviously didn't happen LOL then when i did get up i didn't have time to listen but i am now!!!! 3 songs in and so far this sounds like a tegan and sara album?????? i'm so much more than okay with that!

can't believe i'm setting an alarm for 7 am while i'm ON HOLIDAY because that's when the album drops for me..... also can't believe i'm somehow gonna have to try and get any kind of sleep between now and then

how am i supposed to process this i thought we were only getting a song and that would've already been more than i ever expected but A WHOLE ASS SERIES????????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i'm on the floor and i will not be getting up anytime soon thanks

je suis the furthest thing from calme

thinking about how the word exit literally translates to he/she/it goes (or comes) out. INTERESTING.

DEATH OF A SHOWGIRL DEATH OF A SHOWGIRL DEATH OF A SHOWGIRL DEATH OF A SHOWGIDJSBASDFGHJL

idk what's in the air today but it's meltdown after meltdown over here. or maybe my luteal phase is just extra spicy this month... either way, i'd really like to not exist for a couple days please and thanks.

also it is only just now dawning on me that this means that i won't be stoned when i listen to the life of a showgirl for the first time and that's really tragic to me ngl

leaving to go stay with my parents for a couple weeks tomorrow and it is so wild to me that on the flight there i won't be listening to new taylor or louis music but ON THE WAY BACK I WILL BE 🤯

Louis has updated all his socials! (tik tok, youtube, facebook) 💛

#LouisTomlinson #LT3

where are my gaylors who are also louies/larries? 10+18=28 and i can't stop thinking about "25 and it's all planned"... something big is brewing!!!!

buying a lil pink rebounder trampoline was the best thing i've ever done for my autism AND for my chronic pain & overal body fitness and for my mental health and for my overall joy in life 10000/10 would recommend!!!!!

LOL

having bad memory and being a gaylor is so annoying like i'm holding SO MANY STRINGS and i'm so sure they all lead somewhere!! if only i could remember WHERE... and then half of them i'm like wait i don't even remember why i'm holding these in the first place

oh it is clown o'clock i see ❤️‍🔥

omg i'd be on here so much more if we had drafts. i need to carefully compose these things (i dont even know what we call them here or anywhere if not tweets??) & look at them 3-9 times before eventually (or never) hitting post but i guessssss i'll try being in the moment

s4 my beloved <3

i miss yapping on the internet but no place feels like HOME anymore :(

apple: we are totally reinventing ios from the ground up
apple: it's exactly the same actually but now MADE OF GLASS

there's a version of me that only lives in my notes app and she's so cool and funny and smart and mysterious so it's a shame not a single soul in the outside world will ever get to meet that version ever but here's my persona that i created just for you!! ✨