Coach Tuberville

Happy Halloween! As a proud Christian man, I’m so excited stand on my porch and scream obscenities at the devil children who will attempt to conjure the hell on earth with their goblin and ghoul costumes. They want to persecute the Church!

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🔗: https://www.al.com/news/2025/10/coastal-alabama-food-pantries-prepare-for-surge-as-shutdown-threatens-snap.html 
On Nov. 3, demand at food pantries in churches, schools, and nonprofits across coastal Alabama is expected to surge.

I the only SNAP I care about are those on a football field, if only someone could do something about everyone who’s going to lose benefits due to incompetence.

Do we know if the constitution is actually real? I’ve never seen a photo of it so how can we be sure the Democrats aren’t making up these rules about Trump not being allowed to have 3 terms.

It ain’t my fault I can barely read or spell. The constitouchion was written by a bunch of geriatric socialists so what’s it matter anyway.

You think I’m familiare with the English language?

I found myself wandering the halls of Congress today, completely confused. Nothing more.

Only kids who are athletic enough to throw a football and block Alabama running backs are allowed.

I forgot to tweet about the 4th of July, and taking health care from poor Alabamians. I was to busy sucking on Trump’s little toes.

Been getting a lot of hate recently, but as long as I get a corndog at the end of the day I think I’ll be okay

Can’t wait to be governor and skinny dip in that Alabama shaped pool.

a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .

So your theory is that a US senator is publicly implicating himself into weird situations, but instead of it being comical, it’s real. A double-cross, if you will. Effectively giving him/me free rein to espouse anti-MAGA content, because deep down I’m not loyal to the cause….

Thank you Steve I love it

The fact you think this a real account shows more about yourself than you care to admit.

@briantylercohen.bsky.social You know nothing little man.

Don’t talk about my tupperware I’m very sensitive on that topic.

Hell yeah, can’t wait to hit this up once I become governor.

Our national guard is built ford tough.

Yes

@governor.ca.gov I have spoken to Secretary @Linda_McHahon and @netflix.com and @WWE. They have agreed that they would televise a 1v1 cage match on Netflix Live. As a Florida resident I can not let your words against Alabama go unchallenged. #LA #riots #LameStreamMedia #MAGA

Don’t worry nobody in Alabama cares what I think either.

Sushi, Sushi, Sushi. Gas Station Sushi, I’m your biggest fan, but don’t tell roller grill hot dogs.

Fuckin’ Elon man, I loved him like a brother and he turns around and does this shit. A strong Florida man, like myself, would never do that doing to his country. #MAGASAD

I’m drunk

My bowels are always empty. I burn all calories and fecal matter up, working for my constituents

It’s at this point I must inform you that this is a Tuberville parody account. Please call the senators office if you want to get it in touch.

Tomorrow I will meet with leaders from Ukraine. Told them we’ll send playbooks and helmets. Freedom isn’t free but it starts with a good O-line. 🇺🇦🇺🇸 #GridironDiplomacy

I won the Belk Bowl!!!

I have been again receiving hate concerning my 159–99 coaching record. 61%. This is perfectly acceptable. As proud winner of the 2013 Belk Bowl, you people need to put some respect on my name