Chris Keiser

Chris Keiser

@keiserchris.bsky.social

73 Followers 113 Following 569 Posts Joined Oct 2023
1 day ago

If you use the phrase “frisson of transgression”, a gnome should appear on your shoulder and hit you with a rolled up magazine.

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2 days ago

Feels like the bar for safe tap water in a supposedly advanced nation should be a little higher than “most”, doesn’t it?

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2 days ago

Is that who the shoes are for?

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2 days ago

Counterpoint: who fuckin’ cares? If you’ve got a shot, take it.

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2 days ago

If you’re that big a suck up, why not just buy the same shoes in the right size? It’s not like he’s gonna know. Also, I would note that Hegseth is *not* wearing the Special Boy shoes.

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3 days ago

Lou Williams breaking the Covid bubble for Magic city wings is still the single greatest endorsement of all time.

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4 days ago

Kyler has had his share of injuries, but Tua shouldn’t be playing a contact sport at this point. With his concussion history, the league should make retirement mandatory for his own sake.

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4 days ago

Kyler’s deal offsets. He’s getting paid by ARI and whatever the team that signs him pays him decreases what ARI has to pay him. He makes the same no matter what. Russ Wilson had the same deal w/ DEN and PIT in 24 where the Steelers paid him league minimum and the broncos picked up the rest.

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4 days ago

I’d rather run the wildcat with Bijan. Why not push for Kyler? He’s miles better than Tua Turnthaballova, mostly because his brain hasn’t been turned into tapioca pudding.

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5 days ago
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1 week ago

Mullin is clinically stupid. Like, should be studied in a lab level of dumb.

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1 week ago

Like Mack brown hiring Geoff Collins

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1 week ago

Wings so good Lou Williams broke the NBA Covid bubble in 2020 to pick some up.

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1 week ago

“Honk If Parts Fall Off”

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1 week ago

*insert blast beat here*

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1 week ago

Don Jr can at least sorta claim they’re all named after him until you see his dad’s horrible visage tacked up all over.

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1 week ago

So we’re at the equivalent of about 3 seconds after Donovan drank from the wrong grail, yeah?

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1 week ago

That’s better than faceplanting on your bike. I hit a slick of algae from a leaking sprinkler head right after I crested a hill and locked both tires immediately. Had my helmet on and everything, just landed at the worst angle possible and broke my nose, three teeth, and chipped the bone in my chin.

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1 week ago

I’d rather run the wildcat with present day Todd Gurley and his paper mache knees than see Tua Turntheballova under center for the Falcons.

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1 week ago

Antics, shenanigans, chicanery, duplicitousness, bosshoggery, etc.

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1 week ago

There are other reasons to tent alone too. My daughter often has to tent alone because she’s 17 and you can only be +-2 years from your tentmate and there are lots of young scouts and the ones her age don’t camp much.

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1 week ago

The answer is “it depends” because it comes down to a discussion between the scoutmaster, the scout, and their parents and what they’re comfortable with.

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1 week ago

Scouting is an extremely important social space for kids whose parents are in the military and live on post, so there’s that. With the way people get shuffled from base to base, Scouting can be one of the few forms of consistent social interaction for those kids.

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2 weeks ago

That always feels like hitting a home run on an 0-2 count.

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2 weeks ago

*insert strummed G chord*

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2 weeks ago
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It’s being analyzed by top men.

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2 weeks ago

“I stole that data fair and square!”

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2 weeks ago

He’s gotta have that thing humming at 98+ or get another club in his bag because it became pretty clear that 95-96 mph fastball without much movement wasn’t gonna cut it.

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2 weeks ago

The hat man is driving that Range Rover

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2 weeks ago

Post something about okra in gumbo, that should smoke them out. Could be for or against, doesn’t matter.

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