Chris Keiser

They better have a secure room for the refs to chill in until morning and unmarked, armored cars to get them to the nearest airfield because they are in grave danger

I do not know how they didn’t overturn that fumble at the goal line. Booger was disgusted with the call in the studio.

Bean Soup theory strikes again. Not everything is catered specifically for you and your tastes and that’s ok!

I told mine “the ska will continue until the whining stops, and probably still even then.”

It’s definitely Dabo stunting on him with the HB pass for a TD on the first play from scrimmage. Disrespectful but very funny.

Oh boy, the dreaded Vote of Confidence

There is not a hell hot enough or a jail cell solitary enough for these fucks.

I have to believe hell is real because I need these people to face some sort of cosmic justice.

He’s more mobile than Cousins right now, though that’s kind of a tallest little person distinction.

Nobody has ever been in more dire need of a wedgie than Stephen Miller.

Oops! All Coastal

Like Frank Gehry designing the Walt Disney Concert Hall in LA with big swoopy stainless steel panels, most of which were matte but some were mirror polished. They reflected the sun into condos across the street and onto the sidewalk like a magnifying glass burning leaves.

With apologies to @bunkieperkins.bsky.social, Shreveport is awful and I don’t want to go back. I had a job there for about 6 weeks a couple years ago and that was plenty.

Wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first.

Dollar Store Trent Reznor

Good things happen when dudes with a number in the 70s get the ball in space, I’ve been saying this

“wait not like that”

Gruden really filling the AJ Hawk role here.

Gruden really channeling his inner AJ Hawk here

Way to walk that one back, guy.

Well that didn’t last long

Public debate with people who have no interest in engaging in good faith debate doesn’t help anyone except the bad faith debaters. If I wanted to beat my head against a wall, I’d just go do that and save my breath.

The Previa could be had with any two of manual transmission, supercharger, or all-wheel drive. The coolest eggs.

The butcher shop down the street from my house has free self-serve Narragansett Beer (limit two) so you have something to drink while you wait your turn at the counter. Notably, this is north of Orlando, Florida and not anywhere in New England where Narragansett is actually available.

I’m sure he does think that. I’m also sure he thought that about the Metaverse.

I need to know the last time both Georgia Tech and Vanderbilt were both ranked in the top 25 at the same time.

Basically the same guy at this point.

Oh he’s 100% had at least one stroke.

I hate being this cold about someone being murdered but if anyone ever asked for this reaction to their death, it’s him.

Mine never manages to evenly cook an eggo waffle. It’s a Cuisinart brand and it’s the most hateful object in my kitchen.