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The Gooch.
27.02.2025 04:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Those aren't pillows?
14.02.2025 01:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mr. Miyagi... everyone wants to punch me in the head. But I really want to go to the Grammy's.
"I have idea!"
American Airlines and the US Army hadn't even had time to exchange insurance information and Trump was already admitting fault.
02.02.2025 20:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Four more years of winter.
02.02.2025 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me: [gets up off of couch]
Smart Watch: "Great job staying active!"
Me: [immediately crawls into bed]
I'd like an open face butter sandwich.
"You mean toast with butter?"
Whatever.
When/where is the next Live Nation annual investor conference?
10.12.2024 16:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Luigi Mangione. When your real name sounds more fake than your fake name.
09.12.2024 18:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The NRA would like to remind you to store your guns, ammunition, and manifestos in separate, locked containers.
09.12.2024 18:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you don't smoke a cigarette while you make it, can you still call it green bean casserole?
28.11.2024 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You call yourself a box? You're nothing. I've seen wet Kleenex with more tensile strength than you.
24.11.2024 06:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gone too and too soon. #RIP #chuckwoolery
24.11.2024 06:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's like I'm driving behind a freshly caught lumber monster.
20.11.2024 22:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm here. How do we play Farmville on this?
19.11.2024 15:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
