Big Country Benjamin

The dream: RETVRN to tradition!

The reality: *McDonnell Douglas airplanes are crashing again*

Every time I have to drive on Taylor’s Ferry Road I read it in my head as “Ferry Road (Taylor’s Version)”

Yeah, I mean, of course

What the hell, sure

A fun thing about sports is sometimes you can just say phrases like 'the Citronaut is in the Bounce House' and show someone this video as proof and everything you said gets to be correct and factual

Came home from work and caught some hockey and college football. Completely forgot about Thursday Night Football. So did both teams' offenses apparently

FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.

YouTube video by Don Giovanni Chris Gethard and Mal Blum - "Crying At The Wawa"

I do all my crying at Wawa
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Proud of myself for behaving at H Mart today

"the left needs a joe rogan to stop young men from taking all their anger out on women and minorities" okay well i need a joe rogan to stop me from taking out all my anger on myself. most people would call that a "therapist" but that doesn't sound like a very fun podcast does it

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Sorry, *this comedically oversized Diet Dr. Pepper

“How about right up front and in the middle?” How about I dump this Diet Dr. Pepper on your head and leave

I don’t agree with reserving seats at a movie theater, mostly because my friends are dumb and pick bad seats. “So why don’t you pick the seats then?” No. Do not make me do that.

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Wendy’s switching to shredded lettuce has radicalized me

if you just add a little milk or sour cream, and butter, they're delightful

Not to do propaganda for "you're going to be dirt poor and you're going to like it" but instant mashed potatoes are awesome, actually

*players beating the shit out of each other as soon as i post this*

Anyway go flyers

It's funny how hockey is the only real sports rivalry between Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. The football teams are in different conferences. The soccer teams are in different leagues. Pittsburgh doesn't have an NBA team. And when the baseball teams play it is (lovingly) called "the P00P series"

Trump administration says it overstated the number of federal agents in Portland, Oregon. Here’s why that matters | CNN The admission comes as the White House faces a series of legal challenges in its efforts to deploy guard troops in Portland, Los Angeles and Chicago, Democratic-led cities where it has intensified imm...

My full name was mentioned in the DHS report to get troops to Portland. The report has a lot of falsehoods. I dont get a chance to defend myself as far right influencers post DHS FPS lies to their millions of followers.
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Was the next segment about how girls have cooties?

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Of course you think antifa has a hierarchical structure. You're 12!

Time to sic the meth geese on them again

After one quarter the Utes' leading passer is the punter. They lead 17-0.
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Switching between baseball, basketball, and college football like I'm on meth (I wish) but it's just diet pepsi

Can we just go one day without being in the news?

Funniest thing about getting in trouble far away from home is the cop saying “I don’t know how it works in Oregon, but…”

Babe I don’t know how it works either

In fact, for a while I was super confused about this guy because people on twitter seemed to hate him but people on here liked him a lot. It took me longer than I care to admit to realize everyone was talking about the same guy