Rye Serling

if someone is having fun and likes wearing cat ears and that's a cause for you not to take them seriously, you're the cringe one

People saying "those games all suck though" are missing the point so bad it's flown over their head and hit me in the face. THINGS DON'T HAVE TO BE GOOD OR TO YOUR TASTE TO JUSTIFY THEIR EXISTENCE.

i love this new trend of having to find cats in open world games

should've known this civilization was meant for the pits when so many years of the big bang theory were in demand

tbh, i'm trying my best, but i also need 10hr nappies

Bobby from King of the Hill wears a Christian shirt, sitting on his bed with a poster on the wall that says "who rules your life?" and has a JC icon at the bottom with the initials circled. He yells at his parents: "You guys just don't understand how I feel about Jesus" but i've crossed out Jesus and replaced it with Doctor Who

i love Doctor Who, okay and the new season was stellar and i love ncuti so much

*wakes up from a nightmare, hits play on a horror story, falls back to sleep, and repeats*

i am the horror friend here to tell you, if you aren't a fan of splatter flicks or extremely miserable gore, don't let anyone drag you to Terrifier 3. it is not for you

the THINGS my co-writer and i say to each other making our little horror stories

last night, somebody rode their bike by me while in a scarecrow outfit and we locked eyes and i'm afraid i walked into the opening minutes of a horror movie. i hope i'm the final girl

ooo Slewfoot looks rad! i AM currently in the market for a spooky season audiobook to pick up. thanks for that rec

yeah, classic for a reason 🙌 if you want MORE the prose in the book is beautiful and the narration by the author in the audiobook is haunting

an advertisement for Rayman 3 where an animated Rayman is using a real urinal and looking back over his shoulder at the camera while two guys on either side of him at other urinals look over down at him black text at the bottom says: "no arms. no legs. huge features."

Rayman had a big . . . impact

ubisoft disbanding the team behind Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown is such a big loss. not only is that legit an all-timer metroidvania, it's also who was left of Rayman

nothing has changed except for now i am very cool

so i heard this one is the winner

the new saw is out so i've decided to watch the whole series and this jigsaw guy is kind of messed up

how dare you declare a goty before playing the new mario

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The new issue is on Shaun of the Dead, and I've got a small contest going for those who can guess what I'm covering next!

godzilla goes rawr and my heart sings

a haunted house, but it's just your dad saying what a good show last man standing is over and over after you tell him you're a critic

idk what convinced all algorithms that i'm in love with cillian murphy, but they're right

I literally cannot fathom the reception @redracula.bsky.social has gotten. When I had the thought to adapt Dracula in this way, I had no idea I'd be HERE a year and a half later. It's been a dream!

i feel like a bad soulsborne fan. i don't recognize like any of the music because i usually turn it off and replace it with podcasts

she's not even nice for me yet 😂

leon from resident evil 4 remake in his "evil" outfit: all black, crow feathers, and red eyes

leon from resident evil 4 remake in his "evil" outfit: all black, crow feathers, and red eyes sitting in a car

look how extra my leon is lol

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i too love gale . . . and lae'zel

can't sleep so i'm playing mario and listening to doctor who audio drama. guess you can tell what i'm excited for right now

good omens s2 was good! it meandered and could've been much tighter, but i love any time i can spend with crowley and aziraphale