Whitney Branan

I really didn’t expect my midlife crisis to get hijacked by a bunch of loser men with insecurity complexes. This should have been my time to get weird, and these gross dudes are making me put my grand spiral on hold to fight facism? F this.

22.02.2025 05:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2/who voted Project 2025 into existence and told you to CaLM dOWn! May I recommend this CuTE bling to accompany this season’s hottest lewk? 🌸🌸🌸

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01.02.2025 18:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1/🌸🌸🌸Girliezzzz- the government has removed pages from the CDC website that helps your doctors safely prescribe birth control. The HoTtEsT WinTeR FashIOn accessory is DEFINITELY the middle finger to all your relatives

01.02.2025 18:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

3/Overlap layers and ensure a tight seal, as even tiny openings can allow signals to penetrate. A single layer might block some frequencies but not all; multiple layers provide better protection for the ✨ CuTeST✨ cellphone anti-tracking clutch!

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23.01.2025 05:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2/Omg, also! In a pinch, you can create your own emergency faraday bag with aluminum foil. To mimic a Faraday cage, you need to ensure there are no gaps or holes in the foil’s coverage.

23.01.2025 05:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

2025 aesthetics post!!! 💓💞💖🌺💘💝
1/For no particular reason at all: Plan B and similar alternates are still available online and in stores here in the 901. They have a shelf life (usually) of around 4 years. You know who can purchase these? Anyone! Save them for a friend’s rainy day ☔️👯‍♀️

23.01.2025 05:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Just a reminder, apropos of nothing going on today, that you can mute words here on bluesky and set timeframes for when they will be unmuted. 💙

20.01.2025 15:32 — 👍 3901    🔁 452    💬 95    📌 22