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ngl i like using mastodon more than bisky. it's nice being able to lock my posts and like, use content warnings and shit. i'm https://federatedfandom.net/@rigormorphis if anyone wants to follow me over there ✌🏻

someone i follow on mastodon pointed out that private accounts hurt twitter's bottom line so it's unlikely dorsey wants to implement them on twitter 2.0 :/

or more specifically, they're on the radar, but they are not a priority

Github issue: community member suggests ability to make accounts private and dev responds "This is on the roadmap but it won't be in the near future"

fyi pals private/locked accounts are not on bluesky's radar so i wouldn't hold your breath for them

w on your part frankly. they couldn't tear themselves away

but what about the faves from meeeeeeee

rare mara L :(

THATS MY BOY!

Hello did everyone see this Leia pic

i've lost control of my life 😌

the thing is that i was chill with my multiple fatt wips on the go being about brnine (my bestie, my blorbo, my poor little splish splash) and then i got reminded that gucci has rheumatoid arthritis and the part of my brain that only ever wants to write about disability went ❗

blurry stick figure drawing of a little guy defying gravity to leap in circles around a small room with a bed in the corner

me scampering around listening to three different seasons of friends at the table at once

me but its 4 of them

my godson :)

I guess I'm here now

welcome noya. glad to have you

LITERALLY

have you seen this btw https://www.tumblr.com/ahcoffeebeans/717690102957129728/spoilers-for-palisade

you 🤝 me 🤝 alicia acampora

YWWWWW ty for validating me i'm having so much fun with their dumb fucked up dynamic ☺️☺️☺️

[the dark knight voice] the influencer we need

(NSFW TEXT)

ok let's go it's #wipwednesday baby!!!!

here's some brnine/gucci porn feat. kalvin brnine's emotional problems 😌 🐟 💦

a black cat and a tuxedo cat curled up together on a blue-grey armchair, salem is pressing his head against rikku's butt

head butt

an orange grandpa cat taking one big step toward the camera

same orange cat standing quite close to the camera

same orange cat, face Very close to the camera, the rest of his body is out of focus

same orange cat sniffing the camera, all that is visible are his eyes

old man coming to see what ur up to

it's trending on picrew overall too!

what's the bisky etiquette for wip wednesday posting something that's just straight up porn

lil bit. could hear more

i'm WAY too excited about having something i can share for wip wednesday this week but listen. i love wip wednesday

you're vibing. zagreus is trapped in his father's house and you're vibing