eliza🌻

this is gonna be a really good one, folks

based on the graphics i have always kind of assumed MAGI was some kinda Tandem-like three-way lockstep voting thing

they have NERV coffee mugs, i'm sure they're six-sigma compliant

HER: "huh, it looks like there isn't an 'i2c' label..."
ME: "it might be spelled 'i²c'?"

correction: when the cool kids talk about "Uncle Ted", they are NOT referring to Ted Nelson – inventor of hypertext and founder of Project Xanadu.

funny to think about a far future where anthropic is a large, mature, boring public company and its founders' belief in the imminent machine god is a bit of funny trivia like wk kellogg believing bran stopped masturbation

ooh, da loop!

lots of cool stuff in this one!

Were we crazy for building our own network switch? FAQ Friday #37

ERROR: Failed to reset i2c controller 5

this is what they took from us!!!

this is lucky because the github merge queue still feels approximately half finished

it doesn't like it!

it's pretty weird that GitHub/Microsoft decided to call it "Copilot" when "Autopilot" was *right there*

eliza@alfred ~ $ pfexec humility console-proxy attach humility: WARNING: archive in environment variable overriding archive in environment file humility: attached to 1fc9:0143:XJACFXSEKTQJS via CMSIS-DAP Oxide Pico Host Boot Loader Config { cons: Uart(fedc9000), loader: 0x7f200000..0x7fff0000 pageroot: P4KA(0x7f209000), } Decompressing cpio archive to 0x77200000..0x7f200000...Done. jumping into kernel... Oxide board Cosmo -- BRH-C1 Waiting for PSP...ready (2902935510 ticks) Loading kmdb... Socket 0 IO die 0: SMU Version: 94.125.0 MPIO Firmware Version: 0x01.0x00.0x1c.0x00 ucode: selected AMD microcode updater cpu0: microcode has been updated from version 0xb002141 to 0xb002161 Welcome to kmdb Loaded modules: [ unix krtld genunix ] [0]> hacky_induce_triple_fault::call

this time im really gonna do it

it’s ddr4 this is only like $175

photograph of my hand holding two DDR4 ECC RDIMMs wrapped in anti-static bags with stickers on them that say “Inventory Item”

you got a [Inventory Item]!

it's honesty a little weird to me to see people who are hostile to ai in art and writing, but openly advocating it for things like code

it kinda feels like a value judgement, "this isn't worth my time" or maybe perhaps "it's cool to exploit people writing code but art is where i draw the line"

WHO WOULD WIN?
- $2500+ of enterprise IT infrastructure
- one $25 amazon slop device which doesn’t correctly implement the Spanning Tree Protocol

i feel that any device which is marketed as a “wifi extender” is inherently evil and should not be used

👏stop👏plugging👏weird👏shit👏into👏my👏network👏

I've said it before but I feel it bears repeating: the rise of chatGPT and similar systems is largely due to two things:

1) the decline of approachable computers and learning material

2) the failure of researchers and developers to address pragmatics and practicality

you’re so right about this

if self.vcore.is_still_faulted() { let vcore::Vrms { pwr_cont1, pwr_cont2, } = self.vcore.can_we_unmask_any_vrm_irqs_again(); // ...please? // okay, great! self.seq.ier.modify(|ier| { ier.set_pwr_cont1_to_fpga1_alert(pwr_cont1); ier.set_pwr_cont2_to_fpga1_alert(pwr_cont2); }); }

nothing quite like some artisanal hand-crafted 100%-human-written code

Oxide plans new rack attack with Zen 5 CPUs, DDR5 : Oxide says AMD’s Turin EPYCs are coming, switch revamp under review, more open hardware in the works

it’s nice to see @oxide.computer written up like this in The Register, a publication that still reminds me of a time when people still loved computers: www.theregister.com/2026/02/13/w...

Failing edge detect Pulse generator

same

markdown

If you have ever struggled with a server whose bios won't netboot because there's a misconfiguration on the switch, or the Ethernet cable is not coded right for the speed of the server's card (because your vendor silently "upgraded" you to 25 Gbit because they were out of 10 Gbit cards), and then when it does boot, it is thermally throttled because it's tiny fans happen to be blowing in the one spot where your electrician tied a bundle of electric cables 10 cm thick, and then once you get the thermal throttling problem solved, you find out your version of IPMItool is incompatible with some stupid extension your server vendor defaulted to "on",, then you might understand why Oxide is a good deal. If you idea of installing a server is "terraform", you're not going to get it.

this guy gets it

Our $200M Series C / Oxide Raising our Series C round of financing

Thrilled to share that we have closed our $200M Series C.

Thank you to Thomas Tull's US Innovative Technology Fund for leading this round, along with Eclipse, Riot Ventures, Jane Street, Intel Capital, Counterpart, Friends and Family Capital and all of our additional investors.

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