Juliette

Juliette

@elusivej.bsky.social

Professional enthusiast. Opinions very much my own. 💙💜💖 She/her. 🕊️🇵🇸

979 Followers 204 Following 942 Posts Joined Jul 2023
2 days ago

I just learned that there is a hockey player named Luke Evangelista and if he doesn’t vogue on the ice at every game I’m not sure what we’re even doing anymore.

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5 days ago

90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.

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5 days ago

The only way I see that the Paralympics are happening is ppl posting stuff like “wow I don’t have any excuse for not running a marathon” and GENUINELY can you all cut that shit out. These are athletes who have trained their whole lives! You wouldn’t be able to to it just because you’re abled!!

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5 days ago

Update: The reader is also pronouncing MPP’s name “poo-lin,” a much graver sin. I may need to take a break.

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5 days ago

The San Jose Sharks are doing a Spider-Man thing for their Marvel superhero night. I get it, but what a huge missed opportunity to put Jeff the Land Shark in skates!

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5 days ago

It also maybe reinforces some binaries? Certainly not purposefully. I’m just really curious what the directorial conversations around this choice were.

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5 days ago

Listening to a nonfiction book about trans athletes and the reader has chosen to adjust their voice performance to demonstrate the gender of people who are quoted. I don’t know that it’s a “wrong” choice per se, but it’s unusual in nonfiction audio and a little distracting.

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5 days ago

Jen, this is so much better!

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5 days ago

I feel great about having a quiet night before my hella early flight home from ECCC tomorrow, but I may have fucked up the relaxation entirely by catching up on the news. I guess the nice bubble of con weekend is over already. :/

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1 week ago

Expected: ECCC is full of people in hockey jerseys. About half are Hollanov.

Unexpected: I now know enough to identify the irl hockey player jerseys AND I have opinions about most of them. Weird times.

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1 week ago

Whenever I step off a flight in the PNW into gently overcast weather below 50° I’m immediately SO HAPPY! This right here is what I want all the time!!!

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I just called my US senators and told them to publicly call for Tim Sheehy to be expelled from the Senate for assaulting and apparently breaking the hand of a Marine today.

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1 week ago

Waaaaay less excited for this year’s ECCC flight compared to last year. If my seatmate isn’t a baby pro sports superstar, what am I even doing here?

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1 week ago

That’s gonna be me flying home this year. SIGH

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1 week ago

I’m so sorry to all my friends at ECCC who are going to have to sit through me losing my shit about the Sharks all weekend.

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1 week ago

Historically Persephone has popped up in my media consumption at times when I’m going through significant personal change. It’s a little disconcerting that she hasn’t now, but I guess falling headfirst into sports fandom doesn’t really lend itself to guest appearances by chthonic nature deities.

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1 week ago

Sports is the most expensive fandom I’ve ever been part of. Is this the real reason why cis het white dudes need to make more money than the rest of us?!?

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2 weeks ago

Oh thank goodness. I’m six episodes behind on Abbott Elementary. Perfect time to catch up on something nice.

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2 weeks ago

Dear algorithm,

Please stop trying to sell me Hughes brothers jerseys. You have profoundly missed the mark.

Sincerely,
Not that kind of fan

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2 weeks ago

I’m not going to watch Trump’s State of the Union address tonight.

I urge you not to, either. Here’s why…

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2 weeks ago

His beautiful ear swoops!

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2 weeks ago

You can’t complain people are reacting politically and then go on about how patriotic you feel

Patriotism is political numbnuts

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2 weeks ago

I hope Minnesota Wild fans show the team how they feel about three of their players going to hang out with the people who sent ICE into the Twin Cities.

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2 weeks ago

Every day is a barrage of relentless terrible news these days, but it sucks waking up to two different stories of absolutely senseless and avoidable harm being caused to individuals and their communities in what should have been moments of triumph. It really fucking sucks.

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2 weeks ago

Subtitle writers for the Olympic closing ceremony are apparently also Celebrini fans.

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2 weeks ago

That said, I’m so excited to go see legit Olympic superstar Celebrini and the rest of the Sharks next week! That team’s excellent vibes are what got me here in the first place.

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2 weeks ago

Winning interview with a mouth full of blood from newly missing teeth. I do kind of wish I wasn’t getting into this sport, but it’s so fun to watch.

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2 weeks ago

Jesus, that 5-on-3 was stressful. Canada might give me a heart attack if they don’t get something soon.

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2 weeks ago

Up at 4:45 to watch the sports. What have I become?

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3 weeks ago
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