I’m about to crash the fuck out 😂
Quickest way a man can turn me off is by showing me how he treats women he isn’t attracted to.
Because if your kindness is dependent on how someone looks or their willingness to fuck you, that tells me all about your character
God I love traversing through the airport alone
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
A movie called The Hotdog Vendor, where Jason Statham plays a hotdog vendor who, yep, you guessed it, is a former elite special forces assassin trying to live a quiet life when he's summoned back for one last job, and ends up kicking 197 guys in the face
Wow. Caroline Kennedy breaks her silence on RFK Jr in a message to Senators: “We grew up together. It’s no surprise that he keeps birds of prey as pets because Bobby himself is a predator. He enjoyed showing off by putting baby chickens & mice in a blender to feed to his hawks.”
Stephen King said he couldn’t write a more horrible story than the one being played out before our eyes🥺
maxine shaw attorney at law had that shit ON
Chuck, they have the house and the senate. I don’t give a fuck about bipartisanship. THEY don’t and never have.
Very proud of everyone for keeping todays events footage off my feed
Permanent mood.
TV seasons should be 22 episodes long with no commercials, made by cable auteurs who get network money but work reasonable hours & there should be a legally obligated Halloween episode with a sexy misunderstanding
Girl you in danger
Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame
Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
I personally wasn’t a heavy TikTok user but the videos were hilarious and there was a PLETHORA of information on there if you knew how to search. I think it’s disingenuous to say that people shouldn’t be upset about not being able to access that anymore.
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The way I’m itching to delete Facebook again 😭
People of BlueSky! Let’s get to know each other better. What’s your all-time favorite TV show?
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My tik tok 😭😭😭
I'd pay good money to see Jasmine Crockett beat the brakes off Nancy Mace.
In honor of carrie underwood performing at that man's inauguration I am going to continue my tradition of never listening to carrie underwood's music.
Crying in the Toyota Dealership
