Scott Renshaw

I need to re-watch. It became a blur of the Stephen King adaptations released 1983 - 1985 (six in 19 months).

Tilly Norwood is a NEPO baby.

Never
Even
Processed
Oxygen

I will accept your Beatles caveat, but not the idea that “Paul Simon” and “Simon and Garfunkel” are the same artist.

There’s a *lot* to be enraged about, but those recruitment commercials ICE is running—basically telling police officers in sanctuary cities “they’re not allowing you to be cruel enough”—make me want to lose my mind.

I mean …

Louis showing his entire ass … which, admittedly, is a slight improvement in terms of the things he’s used to showing.

The catchiest!

No more calls, we have a winner.

Baloois DeJoy

Watching the upcoming AppleTV doc series on Scorsese was a reminder of how small-c catholic his formative film experience was as a kid. MGM musicals? Yep. Film noir? You bet. Italian neorealism? Totally.

I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now

One path to a successful career as a columnist is to be repeatedly wrong. Not to have unique takes on matters of opinion, but confident declarations proven wrong by events. If you can condescend to people proven right no matter how often you are wrong, the most prominent media would like to pay you.

Right back at you.

Was sitting in a play last night, realizing this season marks 25 years I’ve been covering theater for Salt Lake City Weekly—longer than I’ve been the film critic. How did I ever get this lucky.

Shame it didn’t work out.

I’m rarely tuned in to the personal lives of artists I love, so somehow I can go decades before learning, e.g., the marital family connections between David Lynch and Sissy Spacek, or between Nick Lowe and Johnny Cash.

I’m always fondue good cheese puns.

Trump has to be dead before he can appear on a coin?
Don’t threaten me with a good dime.

Convicted pederast Robert Morris with adjudicated rapist Donald Trump

You know how Trump really seems to hate it when people constantly share pictures of him with convicted pederast Jeffrey Epstein? Anyway, here’s a picture of Trump with convicted pederast Robert Morris.

Don't threaten me with a good ... dime.

I will never again in my life hero-worship a politician. But I know what I like.

Oh no, fool me once …

It might be your “good fortune” to miss it.

If you go see GOOD BOY, stay after the 45-second end credits for a short piece on how they made the film. The director emphasizes that Indy had no idea he was in a movie, and they just had to shoot hundreds of hours of footage for almost 3 years to get each shot. Kinda like working with Jared Leto.

It’s what I do.

Be Frank with me: Can you sing “Fly Me to the Moon?”

Don’t sugar-coat it, what’s an M&M?

I just want to take this moment to tip my hat to all the moral motherfuckers out there who got an invite to the Riyadh Comedy Festival and took the L to the bank account in favor of keeping their soul. I've been offered money like that before. It's not easy to say no but it feels GREAT in hindsight.

It’s the theological version of every “do your own research” weirdo who refuses to accept that an expert in a field knows good information better than Dude With YouTube Channel.