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@wozdoesimprov.bsky.social

Professional silly guy, amateur West Ham fanatic #COYI

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She jeep on my ney til I blitz

15.11.2025 02:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I know most of my followers are overseas, but if you’re in the Madison area and love a good laugh come out and support me and some local charities at Game Never-The-Samer this Thursday at the Bur Oak!

Tickets here: www.seetickets.us/event/Game-N...

15.09.2025 16:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
So it’s a low-res picture of Gustavo Fring from Breaking Bad (played by Giancarlo Esposito) with the badass impact font text “Summa Cum Laude, but I cum soft. We are not the same.” Basically what the creator of the meme is trying to say that he is superior because he cums soft while others cum loud. But the creator also doesn’t understand that “Summa Cum Laude” is not an Italian way of saying “some cum loud” which heightens the comedy.

So it’s a low-res picture of Gustavo Fring from Breaking Bad (played by Giancarlo Esposito) with the badass impact font text “Summa Cum Laude, but I cum soft. We are not the same.” Basically what the creator of the meme is trying to say that he is superior because he cums soft while others cum loud. But the creator also doesn’t understand that “Summa Cum Laude” is not an Italian way of saying “some cum loud” which heightens the comedy.

Can I be funny on this app or nah?

12.09.2025 21:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Seriously, where are we getting even a point in the next month???

26.08.2025 21:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ollie Scarles has been really impressive every time he steps on the pitch. ⚒️

26.01.2025 18:24 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brian Brobbey was a monster in my FC25 save so that means he has to be good irl right???

24.01.2025 18:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

29 yrs old ✅
Never played in the Prem ✅
Out of form ✅
Prone to soft tissue injuries ✅

Pack it up boys and girls we found our man 🤩

23.01.2025 20:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Andre Silva: 29, never played in the Prem, out of form, and prone to soft tissue injuries

Sounds like a true Hammer if you ask me! Bring him in Sully! ⚒️

23.01.2025 19:29 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If my girl and my Beyblade were both drowning, and I could only save one… catch me letting that shit RIP at her funeral! It’s Beyblade or catch a fade motherfucker!!!

23.01.2025 17:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All y’all acting like Sonic is special like any other hedgehog can’t do cocaine…

23.01.2025 03:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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