Perry Masonry

A strong person speaking the truth... more of this please

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

Best treat of the night.

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Mike Johnson is still refusing to swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva. She was elected more than a month ago.

courtesy of the Lincoln Project, here’s a fun stroll down memory lane. here’s the video of Donny, last July, flanked by various administration goons and flunkies, swearing on the holiest of holies that he would never, ever, ever harm a single hair on the East Wing’s head. “it won’t interfere with the current building. it’ll be near it but not touching it. and pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of. it’s my favorite.” oh gee, who even knew that Donny had a favorite wing of the White House — the east one. yeah, right. just like Cokey McSniffles is his favorite son. totally credible remark. so, it turns out that the guy who lied to us about bone spurs and hush money and his Ukraine phone call and a hurricane and covid and the election and his height and his weight and his golf scores and his magically regenerated ear also lied to us about preserving the East Wing. I’m fucking shocked, I tell you. how did we Nazi this coming?

OH LOOK, THE LYING FUCKFACE LIAR WHO LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING LIED ABOUT NOT BULLDOZING THE EAST WING. OH NOES, MY FAITH IN WHAT THE CONVICTED FELON (34 COUNTS!) SAYS MIGHT "FINALLY" BE SHATTERED. (BECAUSE HE LIES!) THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY POWERFUL POST, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4oACFDP

Love it. The disrespected supporting the unpopular.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: when I compare Donny to [something], and you respond with "this is unfair to [something]," please note that you are making the hackiest, laziest, most-repeated unfunny "joke" in the universe. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

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BREAKING:

Jack Smith is requesting that Congress and the Justice Dept. let him testify in public.

In new letters to the House and Senate Judiciary Committees, Smith says he wants to testify "in open hearings" because of "the many mischaracterizations" around his investigations.

Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.

Our new ad just aired during Survivor.

The AG is prosecuting a former AG for lying to Congress when yesterday she sat in front of Congees and lied and lied and lied.

here’s a name you need to know: Adelita Grijalva. Grijalva, a Democrat from Arizona’s 7th district, was elected to the House last week. she replaces her father, the late Raúl Grijalva. here’s a fun, awesome fact about Adelita: once sworn in, she’ll be the 218th — and deciding — vote in favor of Thomas Massie’s discharge petition to release the full Epstein Files. so, if she was elected a week ago, why the fuck hasn’t she been sworn in yet? I just explained why, weren’t you listening? she hasn’t been sworn in specifically because she’s the deciding vote to force the release of the Epstein Files — and Holy Mike doesn’t want any of that shit to happen. if Grijalva were a Republican, and a reliable no vote for Massie’s petition, Holy Mike would have sworn her in the moment her plane landed in DC. but she’s not. so, Adelita sits and waits. what’s that old saying? oh yeah: justice delayed is justice denied. release the full, unedited Epstein Files, you fucking fucks.

"HOLY" MIKE JOHNSON, THE "LIMPEST DICK" IN CONGRESS, IS REFUSING TO SWEAR IN ADELITA GRIJALVA BECAUSE HE'S PROTECTING DEAR LEADER, WHO IS ON EVERY PAGE OF THE EPSTEIN FILES. RELEASE "THE FILES," YOU FUCK! I EXPLORE THIS IN TODAY'S VERY POWERFUL POST. THANK YOU FOR READING IT HERE: bit.ly/4nZc1nE

Rep. Rich McCormick dismisses a Washington Post poll showing Americans are blaming Republicans for the shutdown: "Polling is not very accurate because the pollsters generally get out of it what they want. I don't trust those polls."

They dismembered a journalist.

I think Chapelle thinks free speech means people have to laugh at unfunny jokes.

Now is not the time to sit back and be quiet, it’s the time to stand up and be loud. We’ve got to save America from a deviant while we still can.

Join us Kristi Noem!

9AM Press Conference at 1930 Beach St

The GOP health care for immigrants lie is an old one. Here’s me six years ago:

Got Soybeans?

Priorities.

Just think about how absurd it is that Police in Chicago have to protect their citizens from the Federal Government.

THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE

YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS

PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP

The literal second we have a simple majority in the house we need to file articles of impeachment again Thomas and Alito for corruption, it is well documented, Barrett and Kavanaugh for perjury under oath, they said they would not overturn roe. Here's how to do it:
thehill.com/regulation/c...

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journalistic fuckery in the wake of Charlie Kirk’s killing: the press is failing us again now is not the time for sanewashing hatred and parroting propaganda

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fascism, but with morons can’t any of these clowns do their jobs without fucking up?

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In 2016, Ghislaine Maxwell falsely stated, under oath, that she was not aware that Jeffrey Epstein recruited underage girls for sex (you know, the ones she was actually recruiting on his behalf). She was charged with two counts of perjury for this.

Remind me why we give a shit what she says now?