This feels like the only answer that makes sense
Explain it to me like I’m five… 🤬
He’s not wrong.
Never fear, Lil’ Marco is commanding the fleet to open the Strait of Hormuz. The oil & blood will be flowing in no time.
We only rate dogs. This is clearly a gigantic mouse that someone just found in their home. Please gently return them to the garden and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: kitsune_inu)
Just watched Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die and terrifying accurately
Must see!
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WATCH: “The answer has to be a more progressive tax system. Give people the necessities of life for free — childcare, healthcare… the rich keep getting richer…”
Lloyd Blankfein, Senior Chair of Goldman Sachs, out here sounding like @aoc.bsky.social & Bernie 👀 🎯
(From @bluegeorgia.bsky.social )
For clarity on the current situation…
What he says…
🤔 The Iran war ain't going well and if you want to believe it is you are about as dumb as TrumpIsAFelon.
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This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.
Bet she is trying!
But yes, it’ll have to be dealt with.
Just gonna say ~ when/if accused of not supporting troops ~ “the troops are too good for him”
Great questions…
![Time to break out the fuel crisis clothing
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Honestly I've been dressing like this since Tuesday
doubleplusopen
This can't be a coincidence.
I paid off 2 cards 6 months ago and got a notification that my credit score score went up 14 points cuz my available credit went up then got another one saying it went down 21 points cuz my credit usage percentage went up. Im like fck these guys
This!!! Only a couple years ago did I learn this. It’s appalling.
Doesn’t matter what’s in your savings, that you own your home & car. My credit score is good but stagnant.
It shows how screwed up our capitalistic system is that carrying no debt is considered bad. At 60 plus I almost couldn't get approved for a home loan because I only have one active credit line. Score was still high but I needed more debt to be a good risk. Insane, and we're doing it wrong.
Sir 💥
Any argument that insists on human beings exercising agency will instantly inflame the paternalistic liberal camp on Bluesky. It's just an old rehash of what I remember from my teaching days. "You can't expect people NOT to buy expensive sneakers! They're victims of advertising!"
A night of American television is this, plus sick kids, abandoned animals, drugs for the side effects of other drugs, and jingles about diarrhea.
When I'm president, we're gonna change a few things
That’s it. 👆
After COVID and Trump I'm convinced at least 40% of everyone can be talked into anything, no matter how illogical, with some slick marketing
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