@austinbillhime.bsky.social
I’m an interesting person I make interesting mistakes
My ideal man has PTSD
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Delusion makes any weather soup weather
08.10.2025 14:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I could never be with a man who doesn’t appreciate a good soup
08.10.2025 14:06 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
My twink ass driving this 26ft moving truck with a car trailer must be very confusing to the other tuckers
05.10.2025 03:22 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Birthday diva!!!
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In memoriam...
03.10.2025 11:38 — 👍 5461 🔁 1562 💬 59 📌 77Good morning (it’s October 3rd)
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Leave the gun, take the cannoli
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It’s becoming increasingly obvious a witch has a curse on me
30.09.2025 21:54 — 👍 24 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0No lies detected
30.09.2025 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My curse is hot men like pokemon and I have no idea what tf it is
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Seems like the most reasonable thing to do
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It’s abysmal
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Need a little something to take the edge off this Monday
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Went apple picking and it healed my soul a little bit
29.09.2025 13:30 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Does he have a gay brother?
28.09.2025 20:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh I thought you just didn’t know how to read
28.09.2025 00:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This your autobiography series?
27.09.2025 22:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My calendar and legs are both open
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The truth hurts
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A blessing I haven’t been laid in months
27.09.2025 16:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My DM’s are open and barren if anyone wants to test this
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I myself have come to terms with being an old spinster
27.09.2025 14:41 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Really and truly
27.09.2025 13:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The way I scare men away because I’m egregious over text should be studied
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Bonjooour
26.09.2025 12:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Welcome back🎉
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