Nick (derogatory) ✨

Paul Dano talking to the press while Tarantino grimaces in the background like some kind of hobgoblin or troll

lmao

never more tempted to abuse my platform than when someone sends me some insanely racist comment using their official, government name email address.

Beautiful golden hour shot of Sunset and a burrito robot.

Not sure I quite knew this about you! The running sounds familiar but not the speed. That’s a hell of a goal. If I didn’t also want Big Useless Arms and Traps, long fast distances would be my primary goal. I forgot how good this feels. Some day.

Keep me updated. I’m glad you’re back at it.

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I take four Advil every day before the gym, which seems to do wonders in the moment and post hoc. If I hurt anywhere, I liberally apply these patches for 12 hours. www.amazon.com/Amazon-Basic...

Wait, are you doing alright? I didn’t know about the job.

Dumptruck Daddy (Relaxed Fit Tee) In Stock (Ships Within 2 Weeks) Let’s not mince words, you got a wagon for a caboose. Those squats are paying off and you’re looking hella THICC.Normal jeans ain’t fitting and sometimes you ...

For the curious, the reflection shows I’m wearing the baby blue version of this shirt (I also own the back one seen in this shop link). Raskol makes the most comfortable gym clothes you’ve ever worn. Can’t recommend enough.

The distance is lengthening. Funny how the looming prospect of a 6-week fitness desert post-op is enough to reform a decade+ of lazy gym habits.

40-minute back and shoulder lift up next.

you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay

“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please

a realistic speculative rendering of indohyus, a fairly small land mammal with a broad, rounded body, a long thick tail tapering at the end, a smoothly sloped head kind of like a borzoi dog's, short and thin hooved legs, and short, tawny fur. its shapes are somewhat reminiscent of a whale's

mods are asleep post First Whale

You’re not.

they just nerfed your boss fight dude. yep they gave you more startup on your attack. all the people who beat you pre-nerf are gonna boast about it. sorry man.

there is now at least one event which requires understanding where this image came from to explain

Lollllll

Sign him up for Trump campaign emails.

Skin is cold and wet.

[sung to the tune of “George is getting upset!” from Seinfeld S6E18]

Thought content normal? I guess you didn't show them your feed?

That’s incredibly funny. I am sad I don’t have any grossly unremarkables on my report. I’ll insist next time.

I lied when they asked if I post on Bluesky.

I swear I’m fucked up, wildly neurotic, chronic delusions even. Please, give me another chance.

lmao

They’re saying it couldn’t be done, it’s a miracle.

Thought content normal

Wait til I get to the kidneys boys

Please start a blog.

Learned some things about myself today. The X-ray tech was astounded.

“I have to take twice as many shots because your lungs are so huge they don’t fit in one picture. This is crazy.”

It’s a good thing you didn’t even try.

I am amazed by the effort here. Phenomenal.