Reaaaal
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your....*attempts to wink at the camera, fails*
Behold, the Roman Dodecahedron Fleshlight! This was the most complicated and least practical silicone pour I've ever done. Never stop making high effort goofs!
Enduring
I’m contractually obligated to hit you with a: “omg it’s so goooooodd, you haaaave to waaaaatch ittttt”
Got some much needed and very fun drone and bondage time earlier this month. Enjoyed the session immensely and looking forward to the next one!
May your drones be shiny and bright ✨🎅
The only thing that would make me strain more is if you dressed like an Excel spreadsheet. Pivot that table, mama… 🫦
Lookin’ likr a combo pack of post-it notes. Gonna scribble a phone number on you (affectionate)
Two weeks in. Maybe it’s better this way?
Feeling… obedient…
if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
One week locked. I know I’m a good dog usually, but I’m about to start tearing the insulation out of the damn WALLS.
The legs are shiny, but somebody has to keep the pups and drones fed around here.
Awoo! Thank you 🐶
Happy Thanksgiving, friends. I’m thankful for all of you wonderful perverts. Here’s a video of me getting dressed to please you. Xoxo.
Ooh… oh my. Inquisitive puppies would like to know what this is from 👉🏻👈🏻
There a signup sheet for this or…?
Is this not just our group chat
Mmmm, loving my new rubber, time to have some f…. What the fuck is this
New personality trait just dropped…
Noted, keep appliances secured to fixed points, don’t wanna damage the hardware.
Silly puppy
📝 mmmm yes I see. So the solution is ruining the orgasm AND adding plenty of stroking afterward?
Congrats, puppy!!
Funny how you put a drone in your gear and they start to look a lot like you…
🤖 @doggofelix.bsky.social
Car got a flat so I couldn’t make it to the bar tonight. Had to figure out something fun to do on my own
The conservatives who ran solely on getting trans kids out of high school sports failed to consider that I actually think all kids should be out of high school sports until high school sports parents learn to behave themselves.
We love to see it, folks
If anyone’s interested in more Adso, feel free to check out my new Telegram channel! Gonna be posting some fun stuff over there if it doesn’t make it on here!
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Every Florence + The Machine album I’m the faggot who cried “MOTHER!” But this time I’m so so forreal omg.
MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
