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This whiny bastard.

Motherfucker, if I still gotta take off my shoes and belt while you make me wait in an hour-long line to be sneered at by TSA before shoving me into a middle seat where my knees touch the seat in front of me before they lean back, I'm not gonna smile and wear a goddamn suit.

Do you want me to fuck that bird, CNN? Because it's sure sounding like you want someone to.

Just imagine that rusty chain of a voice reading that cum-swallowing poetry out loud. Like being dommed by a month-old corpse.

To be fair, distracting them with toys and cars that go "vroom" is probably better for the country than having them in charge of keeping us safe.

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Thoughts and… no, not even thoughts.

Mamdani played this perfectly and just trashed the entire campaign’s worth of attacks for the GOP.

Truly, one of the stupidest airport things is the epic journey to the car rental center in New Orleans. And then to have one person working is just shitty upon shitty. I dread it every fucking time I come here.

Someone’s Canadian girlfriend broke up with him

This all really ends with us fighting on the side of Russia in a war against Western Europe, doesn’t it?

Careful. The wrong answer could get you on a list.

Bitch, give us leg room fit for humans and I’ll think about putting on a nice shirt

I found the antisemitism

Wait, are you telling me that Nigel Farage is racist? No way. No fucking way.

Let's be clear: The members of Congress saying the military has a duty not to obey illegal orders are merely emphasizing what the Uniform Code of Military Justice says. It's like them making a PSA about speeding: they're merely stating a legal fact.

South Park really isn't that far off reality on Trump and Vance.

In as much as he understands anything, Trump knows his power is waning, so he’s already flailing around.

I think more members of Congress should do ads telling federal employees not to do illegal shit. Get the ones with law degrees out there saying, “We’ll prosecute your ass when Trump is gone if you crime for him.”

Bonus eye roll for Epstein feeling the need to say "my friend" Stephen Hawking.

Friend: She is called a prostitute --he looks like a federal reserve note
Epstein: He is paralyzed. She forgot that part
Friend: Unlike trump she is into a strong dollar

Me: God, I hate these fucking people.

Another message thread from Epstein emails showing how shitty everyone involved is:

Epstein: No kidding one girl said she had sex with my
friend Steven hawking.
Friend: Doesn't make her a bad person
Epstein: When she saw his photo. Ugh.

Maybe put some goddamn scientists in charge of your government science departments and not a rotting Halloween pumpkin.

As fucked as things are in the US for trans people, it pales so far to the UK, which has lost its goddamn mind.

Their oath compels them to disobey illegal orders, you moronic hair pile.

Just an entire administration of piggies.

No. They compared it to Idi Amin eating a human liver. They are shitty people.

The constant use of "insurrection" is so clearly a pretext to invoke the Insurrection Act at some point that it's pathetic.

Been looking at some things in the Epstein emails and came across him saying this to some unknown person: "There may be a video of kasshohgi [sic]. If so game over." Later, he called it "a video of them making Saudi sausage." They surmised that a video would make MBS a pariah.

I'm not sure she knows the definition of "supplemental."