The Rude Pundit

His bone spurs were aching.

Fuck Rahm Emanuel and the WSJ reporter he rode in on 🤦🤬

Donald Trump released a man from jail and then that man molested 2 kids. If you can't do anything with that, Democratic messaging assholes, then get out of politics.

Now Kristi Noem can get back to trying to make that Dalmatian-fur coat.

Also had the Adam-12 one.

I did once call him "Senator Markwayne 'I totally look like a "Markwayne"' Mullin."

My friend, I had the lunchbox.

One reason that people are overlooking when they try to figure out why Trump started this war: Because he could. Trump is a child, and he has a bunch of toy soldiers. He wants to make them fight before they're taken away in 2029. Don't give him credit for thinking beyond "I can do war so I will."

Just lie after lie after lie. If Bush's lies were a steak dinner, this is the McDonald's of lying.

I know it's on Zillow and other real estate sites. It's the weirdness of the Google street view blur that seems notable.

Look, either we didn't obliterate shit in June and he lied about it or we obliterated it and he's lying here or he doesn't know the definition of the word "obliterate." Any or all of these could be true.

They could buy 60 of those houses with their government contract.

Safe America Media is listed at 904 Danton Lane in Alexandria, VA. It's a house. And this is what it looks like on Google Street View.

They don’t make communist hellholes like they used to.

Possibly the most popular thing a world leader can do is tell Trump to go fuck himself. It’s a wonder that more don’t.

State of the Swamp Destroys Trump’s Longest, Angriest State of the Union As Trump ranted through a record-breaking grievance fest, celebrities, activists, and everyday Americans turned ridicule into resistance—and stole the night.

What I saw at State of the Swamp so crucial post-Iran
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Trump droned on in his State Of Dementia. Threatened, lied, sharted..neurons faded. At State of the Swamp, electricity lightning can’t provide. Joy. Portland frogs

K𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒑 𝒐𝒇 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒈𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅? 𝑨𝒏 𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒚

Every time Facebook is down I think, "Wait...are we free?"

Racist twats are gonna racist twat.

Are we great again yet?

You know, they can't just declare something "unconstitutional" and that's that. The Executive Branch doesn't get to make that decision. And until the Supreme Court does, it's the fucking law.

Watch a man cut off his own balls.

They really think Orwell’s 1984 is an instruction manual.

Warnings to citizens to evacuate 3 days into this war, when airspace is closed, is a clear sign of ZERO strategy and planning by the Trump admin.

Now Americans have limited options to evacuate at an extremely dangerous moment with no government assistance. This admin is failing its citizens.

Trump Labor Secretary Caught Using Govt Funds for Her Birthday Party The birthday party was “renamed” in order to avoid greater scrutiny about using public funds.

Man, remember when someone would resign in shame for shit like this. Sure, they might end up with some sweet media gig, but at least they weren't running the joint. newrepublic.com/post/207234/...

Really tired of the US being Netanyahu’s and Putin’s bitch.

Did this dumb orange motherfucker just call Vladimir Zelenskyy “P.T. Barnum”? As in making everyone suckers? If it wasn’t before, it’s clear now that the US is on Russia’s side.

Looking forward to everyone who said the court had turned against Trump after the tariff case admitting how dumb they were for even thinking that.

You know what's make you not cool? Calling yourself "cool."

That's the face of someone looking at Boebert and thinking, "I went toe-to-toe with Newt Gingrich, you fucking amateur."

Take comfort, families of the dead and injured soldiers, that the president really likes the drapes he chose.