The Rude Pundit

Looking forward to everyone who said the court had turned against Trump after the tariff case admitting how dumb they were for even thinking that.

You know what's make you not cool? Calling yourself "cool."

That's the face of someone looking at Boebert and thinking, "I went toe-to-toe with Newt Gingrich, you fucking amateur."

Take comfort, families of the dead and injured soldiers, that the president really likes the drapes he chose.

I'm up at 9:30/6:30 ET/PT this a.m. on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social where we definitely won't tell you the purpose of this stupid war.

How many American soldiers have to die to stop Iran from not attacking us and not building a nuclear bomb?

Again, I implore you to grasp how much of our foreign policy is basically a bunch of crazed Christian fanatics trying to fulfill their deranged prophecies.

Opposition to this war is overwhelming. These flaccid bastards need to understand that or they need to be kicked out of leadership.

I don’t know how many times it needs to be said, but rules of engagement are for the safety of our troops as much as they’re for protecting civilian lives. Fucking idiot children running the joint.

Why won’t the Nobel Prize committee recognize this peaceful man?

Some real “the dog ate my homework” vibes here.

“Sure, we had a plan all along but… oopsie?”

Some real “the dog ate my homework” vibes here.

“Sure, we had a plan all along but… oopsie?”

Just to clarify. The story itself is about Trump's federal prosecutors in his first term. My remark there is about 2021-2024, when Garland did nothing with the Epstein material.

Maybe I should have been clearer: Between 2021 and 2024, Garland was AG and did nothing with this information or, really, anything Epstein.

It was malpractice that Merrick Garland's DOJ sat on all this potentially explosive info.

Feds asked New Mexico to halt Jeffrey Epstein Zorro Ranch sex trafficking probe, records show Former AG says feds halted New Mexico’s Epstein inquiry without sharing promised evidence as state reopens Zorro Ranch investigation.

In 2019, federal prosecutors asked NM officials to stop investigating the Epstein ranch, claiming they would share info with local authorities. Local investigators handed all their evidence to the feds, who shared...nothing. www.abqjournal.com/news/feds-as...

I mean, he was murdered at a university, so I guess that's the connection.

You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Trump on Khameini.

You understand that killing a Supreme Leader does not, in fact, eliminate the position. Just like there was always a new al-Qaeda 2nd in command after we killed one, there will almost certainly be a new Supreme Leader.

And the slaughter of 85 schoolgirls shows he’s innocent in the Epstein files.

Fuck AI

The amount that Trump says "I" when referring to the US doing something is pretty fucking enraging. Motherfucker, you don't do shit on your own.

If I could make it, I would put out an ad showing an ICE agent made of food arresting a child. I would show a missile made of medicine hitting a school in Iran. I would say that Trump and Republicans took SNAP and Medicaid from you for this. Vote to get it back.

When Bush lied us into an illegal war, he expended some effort convincing us that the lies were real. That was enough to delude a huge majority of Americans, still traumatized by 9/11, into supporting the war. Trump didn't bother, and he's going into this without public support. Huge difference.

Everyone betting on when war starts can fuck off into the sun.

You know, even if Lurch here has a war boner, he could stand up for the Constitution and condemn acting without congressional authorization. It’s only his goddamn job.

This is depressingly accurate. And it’s so completely mad that you sound mad if you try to explain it.

Very serious people here, staying close to the omelet bar.

Yeah, Operation Stop Calling Me. a Child Rapist, but very much Operation Election Cancellation Pretext, I think.

Oh, fuck off.