The Rude Pundit

State of the Swamp Destroys Trump’s Longest, Angriest State of the Union As Trump ranted through a record-breaking grievance fest, celebrities, activists, and everyday Americans turned ridicule into resistance—and stole the night.

What I saw at State of the Swamp so crucial post-Iran
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Trump droned on in his State Of Dementia. Threatened, lied, sharted..neurons faded. At State of the Swamp, electricity lightning can’t provide. Joy. Portland frogs

K𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒑 𝒐𝒇 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒈𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅? 𝑨𝒏 𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒚

Every time Facebook is down I think, "Wait...are we free?"

Racist twats are gonna racist twat.

Are we great again yet?

You know, they can't just declare something "unconstitutional" and that's that. The Executive Branch doesn't get to make that decision. And until the Supreme Court does, it's the fucking law.

Watch a man cut off his own balls.

They really think Orwell’s 1984 is an instruction manual.

Warnings to citizens to evacuate 3 days into this war, when airspace is closed, is a clear sign of ZERO strategy and planning by the Trump admin.

Now Americans have limited options to evacuate at an extremely dangerous moment with no government assistance. This admin is failing its citizens.

Trump Labor Secretary Caught Using Govt Funds for Her Birthday Party The birthday party was “renamed” in order to avoid greater scrutiny about using public funds.

Man, remember when someone would resign in shame for shit like this. Sure, they might end up with some sweet media gig, but at least they weren't running the joint. newrepublic.com/post/207234/...

Really tired of the US being Netanyahu’s and Putin’s bitch.

Did this dumb orange motherfucker just call Vladimir Zelenskyy “P.T. Barnum”? As in making everyone suckers? If it wasn’t before, it’s clear now that the US is on Russia’s side.

Looking forward to everyone who said the court had turned against Trump after the tariff case admitting how dumb they were for even thinking that.

You know what's make you not cool? Calling yourself "cool."

That's the face of someone looking at Boebert and thinking, "I went toe-to-toe with Newt Gingrich, you fucking amateur."

Take comfort, families of the dead and injured soldiers, that the president really likes the drapes he chose.

I'm up at 9:30/6:30 ET/PT this a.m. on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social where we definitely won't tell you the purpose of this stupid war.

How many American soldiers have to die to stop Iran from not attacking us and not building a nuclear bomb?

Again, I implore you to grasp how much of our foreign policy is basically a bunch of crazed Christian fanatics trying to fulfill their deranged prophecies.

Opposition to this war is overwhelming. These flaccid bastards need to understand that or they need to be kicked out of leadership.

I don’t know how many times it needs to be said, but rules of engagement are for the safety of our troops as much as they’re for protecting civilian lives. Fucking idiot children running the joint.

Why won’t the Nobel Prize committee recognize this peaceful man?

Some real “the dog ate my homework” vibes here.

“Sure, we had a plan all along but… oopsie?”

Some real “the dog ate my homework” vibes here.

“Sure, we had a plan all along but… oopsie?”

Just to clarify. The story itself is about Trump's federal prosecutors in his first term. My remark there is about 2021-2024, when Garland did nothing with the Epstein material.

Maybe I should have been clearer: Between 2021 and 2024, Garland was AG and did nothing with this information or, really, anything Epstein.

It was malpractice that Merrick Garland's DOJ sat on all this potentially explosive info.

Feds asked New Mexico to halt Jeffrey Epstein Zorro Ranch sex trafficking probe, records show Former AG says feds halted New Mexico’s Epstein inquiry without sharing promised evidence as state reopens Zorro Ranch investigation.

In 2019, federal prosecutors asked NM officials to stop investigating the Epstein ranch, claiming they would share info with local authorities. Local investigators handed all their evidence to the feds, who shared...nothing. www.abqjournal.com/news/feds-as...

I mean, he was murdered at a university, so I guess that's the connection.

You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Trump on Khameini.

You understand that killing a Supreme Leader does not, in fact, eliminate the position. Just like there was always a new al-Qaeda 2nd in command after we killed one, there will almost certainly be a new Supreme Leader.