Alex Davison

Depression will tell you “you make the lives of everyone around you harder, do them all a favor and just disappear,” but that same bitch is also like “if they say otherwise they’re liars and you should lash out at them.”

And you still want to believe it????

Phew! I was worried I’d have to leave my girlfriend

I have a matcha intolerance can I still be gay?

Pokemon: A world of magical creatures and friendship

Also Pokemon: Death is inevitable, and to fight it is to fight fate

POKEMON Z-A WHAT WHY

Happy rainy day to all who celebrate 💙 #losangeles

You get it!

photo of a hot person onstage in a YouTube live. That hot person is my girlfriend

Them: You're not being the Wife Guy allegations.
Me: I'm not trying to 🥰

@erikaishii.bsky.social

You are incredible! Imagine all the people who are alive today thanks to you!

I received a few blood transfusions when I was a teenager. I would have died without them. The people who donated are all my heroes to this day. I’m sad I can’t pay it back right now, but I’m going to work on my diet and try again in a couple weeks.

“I would but I hate needles.” The needle is in play for less than a minute and you know who else probably hates them? The person whose life you could save by being just a little bit brave.

I just visited blood donation center of a local cancer hospital. Waiting room was empty. 2 active donors in the back.

I wasn’t eligible to donate today (low iron) but everyone who reads this should try. There is a critical shortage and hospitals are desperate. Go save some lives.

Brendan Yates, the lead singer of Turnstile, being carried by a crowd of moshers on the set of NPR's Tiny Desk Concert

I know things are bleak but I just watched Brendan Yates perform Tiny Desk's first-ever crowd surf and it brought me joy.

WGA Statement on ABC's Decision to Pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ The right to speak our minds and to disagree with each other - to disturb, even - is at the very heart of what it means to be a free people. It is not to be denied. Not by violence, not by the abuse of governmental power, nor by acts of corporate cowardice. As a Guild, we stand united in opposition to anyone who uses their power and influence to silence the voices of writers, or anyone who speaks in dissent. If free speech applied only to ideas we like, we needn't have bothered to write it into the Constitution. What we have signed on to - painful as it may be at times - is the freeing agreement to disagree. Shame on those in government who forget this founding truth. As for our employers, our words have made you rich. Silencing us impoverishes the whole world. The WGA stands with Jimmy Kimmel and his writers.

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

Jimmy Kimmel Live! suspended indefinitely after host’s Charlie Kirk comments ABC says late-night show will not air for foreseeable future after Kimmel accused Republicans of ‘doing everything they can to score political points’ from Kirk’s killing

I feel like a frog who just realized the water’s boiling.

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Of course I loving DMing: when I played Mafia as a kid I always wanted to be the narrator. The best part was coming up with creative ways to kill everyone!

FUCK

I DONT CARE WHAT COMES NEXT PLEASE JUST GIVE US THIS ONE THING

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

I mean, depending on context…

Then the brain fart was worth it 😭

What I meant to say: monks and nuns

What came out of my dumbass mouth: monks and monkettes

Brb touching grass

My parents live in Chicago and will finally get to see Erika in action.

They have no concept of what she does for a living and every attempt to explain it to them has failed. I’d say 50/50 they leave the theater deeply confused.

I truly cannot wait to take my parents and watch them try to understand your job

We all have that friend who will always pick up no matter what, and I am the person who abuses that privilege by calling @jennyyokobori.bsky.social every time I need to rant about survivor.

It's almost like we shouldn't give fascists a platform to spew their bullshit!!!! What a concept!!!!!

jubilee basically hosted a kl*n rally and people are still calling their videos "debates"

Ahhhh congratulations!!!

Uh oh someone just taught me how to play Magic the Gathering

Uh oh it was really fun and I’m hooked