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Me, 3 hours ago: tonight is just about surviving. I’ll be happy with a split in Toronto.

Me, now: KILL THEM. SWEEP THEM. STOMP ON THEIR NECKS.

And the Sounders won, doing the Mariners kick circle to celebrate, and the Reign won.

IT WORKED

Mariners dinner to improve the vibes

Love this. And that's just assuming his replacement is 0 WAR which is unlikely. Plus a great pitching staff.

If the team around him sucks so bad, why does he have 137 runs but only 114 RBI? Seems like he's been driven in a lot by a bunch of nobodies.

I think it's worth noting that most players/former players have said Cal is their MVP. They don't get votes but I give their opinion more credence as they know how important a great catcher is and how difficult it is to do that while hitting 60 homeruns/125 RBI.

The funniest part of the "Cal vs Judge" MVP debate is that Yankees fans up to and including Jeter can't make an argument without acting like the entire rest of the team is bunch of slapdick replacement players who wouldn't be able to eke out a win without their demigod right fielder to save them

I was saying a 1-0 lead but I'd take a runner on 2nd too.

Aww Gleyber was trying to get JP out by pretending to be JP that's SO CUTE

They'll try anything to stop the Mariners from winning the division.

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting engaged and Pumpkin Spice Lattes back in the same day? Better than Christmas for a large group of people.

i've decided to run for mayor of new york city. i hate this city, i hate being in it, i think everyone in it is stupid except for me, when people have fun here it makes me mad, i don't know why i'm running, i don't want to be mayor, and i have $4. see you at the polls

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Every passing summer day brings me closer to recovery fall and I’m gonna be so annoying wearing cardigans with button down shirts very lowly buttoned 😩😘. Which speaking of: if y’all would like to lend a hand with top surgery shenanigans, I’ve got a kofi goal to help.

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With that first pitch, Justin Verlander is officially not the oldest MLB player this season 😀

Tomorrow I'm back to rooting against the Blue Jays but it's fun watching them crushing the Yankees on Canada Day. Pretty sure George Springer just became an honorary Canadian.

The one difference between this Angels series and most others is I'm already at peace with missing the playoffs. So at this point I'm just enjoying Cal Raleigh lapping the league in dingers.

is being terminally online bad for you? yes

does it make you less happy than your offline friends? absolutely

is there anything that matches the high of a poster's ragnarok? there is not, and that's why we can never log off

If you understand the Montreal Expos logo, he's too young for you

Maybe one of the best pure baseball days in awhile.

Woo Girls will still be a thing! All inclusive even!

Soon-to-be disappointed metalhead tween going through your record collection, "Massive Attack, Thievery Corporation, Destroyer, Murder by Death, 10,000 Maniacs... hell yes."

Drinking this in honor of that superb performance by Brian Woo.

The Marlins are a great team to be on if you're trying to get traded to a better team, and that's why they're so annoying

So sorry to hear this Scott. Looks like the sweetest dog and a great friend.

Rooting for a Houston team and against a Houston team in the same night.

It's a low bar and he may not end up being great but Ryan Bliss is the first Opening Day 2B I've been actually excited to watch since Cano.

is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat?

ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details)
smh - Secret Message Hahahaha
tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis
idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat)
gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg

Only problem is Ichiro is the answer to like 3 of the categories so you have to figure out which one they want him in.

One of the nice things about being a Mariners fan is they've only been around since the 70's and they only had like 2 good players in the first 20 years.