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Latest posts by startrekexcuses.bsky.social on Bluesky

The signal can’t penetrate the ionization

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18.02.2025 02:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Our targeting array is still down

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21.01.2025 01:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Our sensors are being deflected

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04.12.2024 22:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The starboard injectors are fused 

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24.11.2024 05:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m having trouble locking on; its location may be shielded

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17.11.2024 00:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
18.10.2024 02:40 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds like an excuse to me

11.11.2024 07:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Counter thrusters are offline 

#StarTrek

11.11.2024 06:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Naming your fear is not my job

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11.11.2024 06:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re activating the transporter remotely, I can’t stop it

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11.11.2024 06:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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Greetings. We are pleased to join #BlueSky. This account is neither affiliated nor endorsed by Star Trek, Paramount, CBS, Star Fleet, or the United Federation of Planets. All quotes verbatim from episodes of #StarTrek.

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11.11.2024 06:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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