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LOL

24.11.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. All in uniform, Geordi and Troi are standing behind Data, who is standing in front of a full length mirror inspecting himself. We seem to be in personal ship quarters. Troi and Geordi looks to be holding back giggles and general amusements. Data has a full dark beard, and is stroking it contemplatively. Closed caption reads, "When I stroke the beard thusly"

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. All in uniform, Geordi and Troi are standing behind Data, who is standing in front of a full length mirror inspecting himself. We seem to be in personal ship quarters. Troi and Geordi looks to be holding back giggles and general amusements. Data has a full dark beard, and is stroking it contemplatively. Closed caption reads, "When I stroke the beard thusly"

24.11.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 737    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 16

Nope, I just mixed em up!

22.11.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fantastic!

22.11.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, you're right.

22.11.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is.

22.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on the bridge of the USS Enterprise D (USS Ed) Data is sitting at his console station down left in that laid back chair. He looks animated with bright excited eyes and a slight smile and he's gesturing with his (androidey) hands. Closed caption reads, "Take my Worf, please."

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on the bridge of the USS Enterprise D (USS Ed) Data is sitting at his console station down left in that laid back chair. He looks animated with bright excited eyes and a slight smile and he's gesturing with his (androidey) hands. Closed caption reads, "Take my Worf, please."

22.11.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 677    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3
So it's a scene from the film Star Trek Into Darkness (TWoK2.0) starring Buckingham Crumplestarch. We're in some large atrium kind of room, full walls of windows with shining light coming through. Airport terminal feel, but more future space airport, v sleek. There's people standing and sitting about, or walking to and fro.
Centered are two aliens, apparently conversing. One is standing up and walking, the other is crawling on all fours. Standing alien fella has a rocky ledge looking head and skin surface. Crawling alien buddy has a elongated head that has some tentacles off the back, like if it was using an octopus to mimic a mullet. Closed caption reads, "Kevin. Still not wearing pants, I see."

So it's a scene from the film Star Trek Into Darkness (TWoK2.0) starring Buckingham Crumplestarch. We're in some large atrium kind of room, full walls of windows with shining light coming through. Airport terminal feel, but more future space airport, v sleek. There's people standing and sitting about, or walking to and fro. Centered are two aliens, apparently conversing. One is standing up and walking, the other is crawling on all fours. Standing alien fella has a rocky ledge looking head and skin surface. Crawling alien buddy has a elongated head that has some tentacles off the back, like if it was using an octopus to mimic a mullet. Closed caption reads, "Kevin. Still not wearing pants, I see."

22.11.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 348    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 12

Love it

22.11.2025 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

22.11.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very welcome pally!

22.11.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

It's the weekend, baby

21.11.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 689    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4
Star Trek Voyager scene. We see the EMH Dr standing next to Neelix, a mostly bald humanoid alien with tall mohawk hair and ridged head that kind of looks like a hermit crab shell, and long lower cheek whiskers. They're standing in sick bay, Neelix is looking stumped, and the Doctor is standing next to him inquisitively looking at a tricorder. Closed caption reads, "Dizziness? Nausea? Unspeakable dread?"

Star Trek Voyager scene. We see the EMH Dr standing next to Neelix, a mostly bald humanoid alien with tall mohawk hair and ridged head that kind of looks like a hermit crab shell, and long lower cheek whiskers. They're standing in sick bay, Neelix is looking stumped, and the Doctor is standing next to him inquisitively looking at a tricorder. Closed caption reads, "Dizziness? Nausea? Unspeakable dread?"

21.11.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 729    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 16
Star Trek The Voyage Home with the Whales scene. Here pictured is Scotty, Bones, and a third fella. Bones is in a leather jacket, Scotty in his red uniform, and the 3rd fella looks like a middle management type with a tie, brown sweater over shirt, and a big red button that reads "I quit smoking." Bones and ex-smoker guy are in a wood panel lined office standing and looking down at Scotty who is sitting at a computer & holding a mouse up to his mouth.  He has a encouraging smile on his face. Closed caption reads, "Hello, computer."

Star Trek The Voyage Home with the Whales scene. Here pictured is Scotty, Bones, and a third fella. Bones is in a leather jacket, Scotty in his red uniform, and the 3rd fella looks like a middle management type with a tie, brown sweater over shirt, and a big red button that reads "I quit smoking." Bones and ex-smoker guy are in a wood panel lined office standing and looking down at Scotty who is sitting at a computer & holding a mouse up to his mouth. He has a encouraging smile on his face. Closed caption reads, "Hello, computer."

20.11.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 777    πŸ” 173    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 22

You done good can ray

20.11.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pumpkin head I totally agree. On one level she's saying "hey smoothie, I'm horny" but on another level she's saying "I see you, I'm here with you, wherever you need to be. (smoothie)"

20.11.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just as an aside Noah, you should know whenever I address a Noah irl I spell it NOAA because I love weather and climate.

20.11.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahaha
HAHAHAHA

20.11.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes that's okay big randy three thousand

20.11.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Name checks out!

20.11.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're stronger than I am, RhiannonπŸ˜‚

20.11.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LOL

20.11.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like, a dozen or so people have all the money and they constantly complain about everyone else not spending more.

20.11.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 417    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Well said pumpkin head

20.11.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
We're back on Deep Space 9 today in a scene with Odo and Luaxana Troi (Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed). Luaxana is wearing bright red and has very blonde hair, all gussied up for something. Odo, famously smooth, is looking extra extra smooth here wearing a spicy light brown on darker brown little number. Screenshot one on Odo, caption reads,"Every 16 hours I turn into a liquid." Screenshot two on Luaxana, caption reads, "I can swim."

We're back on Deep Space 9 today in a scene with Odo and Luaxana Troi (Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed). Luaxana is wearing bright red and has very blonde hair, all gussied up for something. Odo, famously smooth, is looking extra extra smooth here wearing a spicy light brown on darker brown little number. Screenshot one on Odo, caption reads,"Every 16 hours I turn into a liquid." Screenshot two on Luaxana, caption reads, "I can swim."

Alts in pic 1!

Alts in pic 1!

20.11.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1617    πŸ” 393    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 41

Appreciate you, John, and I'm sorry to hear this, my condolences.

19.11.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in "personal quarters ifyouknowwhatimean and see William T. Riker in a shimmery, sultry, silky, midnight blue robe and holding up and blowing on a trombone. His eyes are open, and he's got them doe eyes. Closed caption reads, "(playing a "thank you")"

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in "personal quarters ifyouknowwhatimean and see William T. Riker in a shimmery, sultry, silky, midnight blue robe and holding up and blowing on a trombone. His eyes are open, and he's got them doe eyes. Closed caption reads, "(playing a "thank you")"

Y'all are the best. The donations are so meaningful to the team at Listening House, I'm so grateful. Donations noting "per aspera, ad astra" has tear'd me up several times. You're making a real actual differenceπŸ’™. (Check out my profile pinned post if you're not sure what I'm talking about πŸ––πŸΌ)

19.11.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 344    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate that she stayed out of the shot mostly

19.11.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek Discovery scene. Michael Burnham and Book (Cleveland Booker) (see, my theory is that his nickname "Book" stems from his last name "Booker" but this is unconfirmed) are sitting and having a chat at the navigation consoles of a ship. Not the Discovery, some smaller kind of ship. First picture focused on Michael Burnham, closed caption reads, "What is it like, feeling everything?" Second picture focused on Book, closed caption reads, "Uncomfortable."

Star Trek Discovery scene. Michael Burnham and Book (Cleveland Booker) (see, my theory is that his nickname "Book" stems from his last name "Booker" but this is unconfirmed) are sitting and having a chat at the navigation consoles of a ship. Not the Discovery, some smaller kind of ship. First picture focused on Michael Burnham, closed caption reads, "What is it like, feeling everything?" Second picture focused on Book, closed caption reads, "Uncomfortable."

Alt is in pic 1!

Alt is in pic 1!

18.11.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 320    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 9

Yeah, like, seriously Janeway enough with the detours

18.11.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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