Star Trek Minus Context

Star Trek Minus Context

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Double dumb-ass on you. (And so fourth) #AltText enthusiast. Also on mastodon, formerly on twitter. Other similar accounts are not me.

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37 minutes ago
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

It's the weekend, baby

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40 minutes ago

👏🏽

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2 hours ago
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Rom, a Ferengi alien fella with giant ear lobes and butt shaped head, is standing in uniform and looking kind of shaken up and shooketh. Like if he walked in on his parents "wrestling." Closed caption reads, "You have every right to be depressed, Brother."
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2 hours ago

🙏🏽

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3 hours ago
Star Trek Prodigy scene. An animated Katherine Janeway, in uniform, sits on her ready room desk. But like, fully sitting *on* the desk like a mermaid would but no seashells. Next to the desk stands a Tellarite who has pig-like features and a sick beard, and a humanoid appearing officer, both Starfleet. Closed caption reads, "My--my brains are fine. I'm just busy thinking real hard, that's all." Alts in image 1!
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2 days ago
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. A PADD is shown up close held by a pair of hands. (Kind of looks like an old palm pilot and if you're not old this will mean nothing to you) The beautiful LCARS user interface is displaying the text, "GO AWAY."
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2 days ago

🤔

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3 days ago

Bruh

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3 days ago
Star Trek Voyager scene. We're on ship in the medical bay. "Harry" Kim, looking down and disappointed or possibly embarrassed, is talking with the EMH Doctor. Closed caption reads, "Authorization for you to engage in intimate relations"
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4 days ago
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Riker and Geordi, in uniforms red and gold, meet at a Enterprise corridor intersection. Riker is *very* tall. You don't always see it, but here facing and compared to Geordi, sheesh he's a tall drink of water. Anyways, his hair's a bit messy. Closed caption reads, "I'm having trouble waking up."
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4 days ago
Star Trek The Original Series scene. It's just Bones standing against a purplish blueish background. Maybe a cave? A very smooth cave? Probably not a cave. Regardless, he has dreamy blue eyes. Closed caption reads, "YOU ARE A DISEMBODIED BRAIN."
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6 days ago
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

It's the weekend, baby

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1 week ago
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Pictured is "After hours Geordi La Forge." He's wearing a velvety cushy soft looking future space guy sweater and he's ready to chillax to the max. Also and always wearing his banana clip looking eye visor. Closed caption reads, "Maybe a little soft jazz."
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1 week ago

Maybe yes.

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1 week ago
T'Pol from Enterprise is pictured. She's standing in a cargo bay, camera is looking up at her. She looks serious, as per usual. Closed caption reads, "How's your dog?" (Also everything is very blue because I suck at taking TV screenshots)
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1 week ago

Absolutely. Emma too. Just a wild story

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1 week ago

❤️

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1 week ago

Corinne, O'Brien's got it, so we simply must flaunt it

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1 week ago
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

It's the weekend, baby

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2 weeks ago

Ur

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2 weeks ago

This one is in the collection!

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2 weeks ago

Begonia for sure

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2 weeks ago

The new what now

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2 weeks ago
Star Trek Voyager scene. We're in an old stoney brickey small church environment and the EMH Doctor seems to be back on his bullshit. He's wearing priestly clothing, all black, and pointing with rage and fury, his face all tense and snarled and he's gritting his (holographic) teeth. Closed caption reads, "Sinners, all of you." TBH it feels like an exclamation point would fit better here but closed captions sometimes miss the intensity. So please, dear reader, you have my encouragement to read it with a ! At the end because that's the "vibe".
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2 weeks ago

Bradward I've errd!

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2 weeks ago

There it is

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2 weeks ago

❤️

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2 weeks ago

I can hear this

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2 weeks ago

😂

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2 weeks ago

(*Chuck Norris is the Miles Edward O'Brien)

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