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Hey team, I'm going to take a few weeks off and stay out of socials for a bit. I know Star Trek is a nice timeline distraction but just need some mental space from the online chatter.

11.09.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1631    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 3

I'm so very sorry about all of this toranto will

09.09.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're an all star

09.09.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek Enterprise scene. We're in sick bay I think and see Captain Archer in a sleeveless workout type shirt. It's not a tank top, though, I'm pretty sure they don't have those in the future. Anyway, he's talking to 2 folks we only see from behind and his hair is a little unkempt and and he looks tuckered and irritated. Also the whole picture is blue because I suck at doing screenshots. Closed caption reads, "I HAVEN'T SLEPT VERY MUCH, BUT I'M DOING THE BREAST I..."

Star Trek Enterprise scene. We're in sick bay I think and see Captain Archer in a sleeveless workout type shirt. It's not a tank top, though, I'm pretty sure they don't have those in the future. Anyway, he's talking to 2 folks we only see from behind and his hair is a little unkempt and and he looks tuckered and irritated. Also the whole picture is blue because I suck at doing screenshots. Closed caption reads, "I HAVEN'T SLEPT VERY MUCH, BUT I'M DOING THE BREAST I..."

09.09.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 503    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 11

Men only want 2 things.

08.09.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 642    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a turbolift (!) on the Enterprise D. Point of view is behind Riker, looking at Picard next to him. The lighting is cool yellow and blue, has a real chill wellness vibe. Closed caption reads, "Oh, cluck, cluck, cluck, Number One."

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a turbolift (!) on the Enterprise D. Point of view is behind Riker, looking at Picard next to him. The lighting is cool yellow and blue, has a real chill wellness vibe. Closed caption reads, "Oh, cluck, cluck, cluck, Number One."

08.09.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 516    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4
Star Trek: Khan original audio drama podcast key art. Episode 1 of this original series is now available wherever you get your podcasts.

Star Trek: Khan original audio drama podcast key art. Episode 1 of this original series is now available wherever you get your podcasts.

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08.09.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5

Me too rexly

08.09.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Blue and shiney?"

07.09.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a nice dress

07.09.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek Strange New Worlds scene. We're at a fancy party or occasion of some kind. We see a seated section of guests all facing forward in formal attire, lots of bright colors and gold flourishes. Scotty is there with a Scottish kilt, Uhura in a nice dress, Erica In a dress uniform, and in focus is Sam Kirk and a bulldog. Kirk is wearing a nice green and blue suite and tie, and he's holding a leash to a sweet English bulldog sitting on the chair next to him wearing some ruffly blue flower girl kind of dog dress. Sam Kirk is looking sweetly at the bulldog, and the bulldog is looking back at Sam Kirk. Closed caption reads, "I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps.""

Star Trek Strange New Worlds scene. We're at a fancy party or occasion of some kind. We see a seated section of guests all facing forward in formal attire, lots of bright colors and gold flourishes. Scotty is there with a Scottish kilt, Uhura in a nice dress, Erica In a dress uniform, and in focus is Sam Kirk and a bulldog. Kirk is wearing a nice green and blue suite and tie, and he's holding a leash to a sweet English bulldog sitting on the chair next to him wearing some ruffly blue flower girl kind of dog dress. Sam Kirk is looking sweetly at the bulldog, and the bulldog is looking back at Sam Kirk. Closed caption reads, "I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps.""

07.09.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 285    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 7
Star Trek The Original Series scene. Spock is outdoors in a green grassy but blurry kind of background.  He's up close, making a face like he's mid-decision or maybe on the verge of a sneeze. Closed caption reads, "Logically, you should all be dead."

Star Trek The Original Series scene. Spock is outdoors in a green grassy but blurry kind of background. He's up close, making a face like he's mid-decision or maybe on the verge of a sneeze. Closed caption reads, "Logically, you should all be dead."

07.09.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 920    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 14

Probably around 2022/2023 yes

07.09.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure I understand the question. I do not know what you saw on Twitter.

07.09.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a hallway looking into a room on the Enterprise D. Geordi is standing and looking at his tricorder. All around him are bodies that look frozen solid, covered in frost. They're buck naked and strewn around the room in various positions on the floor, in a chair, doubled over, etc. Closed caption reads, "(rhythmic banging)"

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a hallway looking into a room on the Enterprise D. Geordi is standing and looking at his tricorder. All around him are bodies that look frozen solid, covered in frost. They're buck naked and strewn around the room in various positions on the floor, in a chair, doubled over, etc. Closed caption reads, "(rhythmic banging)"

06.09.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 624    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 13
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a modern 1990s looking house, on a white pleather cushy couch. There's some flowers in a vase in the background, and an arty sculpture on display behind him. Worf is sitting, in uniform, and having a cup of tea in a wee little teacup. He's holding the cup in one hand, pinky up AS ONE DOES, and holding the tea cup saucer in the other. He's concentrating and looking serious. Closed caption reads, "Good tea...Nice house."

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a modern 1990s looking house, on a white pleather cushy couch. There's some flowers in a vase in the background, and an arty sculpture on display behind him. Worf is sitting, in uniform, and having a cup of tea in a wee little teacup. He's holding the cup in one hand, pinky up AS ONE DOES, and holding the tea cup saucer in the other. He's concentrating and looking serious. Closed caption reads, "Good tea...Nice house."

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06.09.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1087    πŸ” 279    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 23

Samsies Alex degroot

05.09.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

It's the weekend, baby

05.09.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 632    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 8

Bless you Jeannie

05.09.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Excited to tell you all we're in a conference room for today's screenshot. Always fun to be in the conference room. We're close in on BarclayπŸ₯¦ and Riker. Riker is sitting in a chair, and Barclay is standing but leaning down next to him, arm behind Riker on the chair. Barclay is looking forward with the intensity and body posture of a man surfing on a once in a lifetime wave that's 300 ft high. Riker, sitting next to him, looks closing time drunk and his hand is making a half cocked thumbs up sign. Closed caption reads, "Memory loss, fatigue, headaches..."

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Excited to tell you all we're in a conference room for today's screenshot. Always fun to be in the conference room. We're close in on BarclayπŸ₯¦ and Riker. Riker is sitting in a chair, and Barclay is standing but leaning down next to him, arm behind Riker on the chair. Barclay is looking forward with the intensity and body posture of a man surfing on a once in a lifetime wave that's 300 ft high. Riker, sitting next to him, looks closing time drunk and his hand is making a half cocked thumbs up sign. Closed caption reads, "Memory loss, fatigue, headaches..."

05.09.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 683    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 28

Good note

05.09.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is he saying what he's saying peter aperto zombie peter

05.09.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same Jim

05.09.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek Discovery scene. Paul Stammets (RENT RENT RENT REE-EEEENT RENT) is standing on ship with a quizzical look and talking to an unknown crewperson. Closed caption reads, "What are you doing with your mouth?"

Star Trek Discovery scene. Paul Stammets (RENT RENT RENT REE-EEEENT RENT) is standing on ship with a quizzical look and talking to an unknown crewperson. Closed caption reads, "What are you doing with your mouth?"

05.09.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 267    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Star Trek 2009 film scene. We see Kirk sittion some machinery in a ship setting with Scotty in the background looking on. Both are dressed in street clothes, Kirk has a black eye an looks a bit beat up, but still has Tiger Beat perfect hair. Closed caption, "(DISMAYED GURGLE)"

Star Trek 2009 film scene. We see Kirk sittion some machinery in a ship setting with Scotty in the background looking on. Both are dressed in street clothes, Kirk has a black eye an looks a bit beat up, but still has Tiger Beat perfect hair. Closed caption, "(DISMAYED GURGLE)"

05.09.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 356    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on the bridge of the Enterprise. Kirk is standing in gold uniform and seems perturbed about something perturbing going on. Closed caption reads, "NOTHING MAKES SENSE."

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on the bridge of the Enterprise. Kirk is standing in gold uniform and seems perturbed about something perturbing going on. Closed caption reads, "NOTHING MAKES SENSE."

05.09.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 859    πŸ” 258    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 24

Heh

05.09.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek Voyager scene. Captain Janeway in red and black uniform is standing next to a food replicator, which looks like a wall panel with touch interface buttons and a lil cubby inside where things just appear when she asks for what she wants. It's an otherwise normal starship room with some nice future space lighting sconces, probably the mess hall. Ok so she's standing alongside it and the closed caption reads, "Coffee, black."
Next picture is closer in and Janeway looks surprised and offended at the replicator. Closed caption reads, "[Computer]: Make it yourself."

Star Trek Voyager scene. Captain Janeway in red and black uniform is standing next to a food replicator, which looks like a wall panel with touch interface buttons and a lil cubby inside where things just appear when she asks for what she wants. It's an otherwise normal starship room with some nice future space lighting sconces, probably the mess hall. Ok so she's standing alongside it and the closed caption reads, "Coffee, black." Next picture is closer in and Janeway looks surprised and offended at the replicator. Closed caption reads, "[Computer]: Make it yourself."

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05.09.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1060    πŸ” 246    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 21
Star Trek Lower Decks scene. Tendi (Green lady),  Boimler, and Rutherford are walking on the Deep Space 9 Promenade, which kind of vibes like a mall. They're walking and looking around, there's different lights, groups talking nearby, and they're walking past a storefront called 'Bat'leths' with a Klingon patron talking to the grumpy owner. There's also a Ferengi fella looking schemey & dastardly in the background shadows down a side corridor. Back to the main characters- Tendi, Rutherford, and Boims all look very taken by and in awe of being there. 
Closed caption reads, "The Promenade! Ooh...it's even more Cardassian than I imagined."

Star Trek Lower Decks scene. Tendi (Green lady), Boimler, and Rutherford are walking on the Deep Space 9 Promenade, which kind of vibes like a mall. They're walking and looking around, there's different lights, groups talking nearby, and they're walking past a storefront called 'Bat'leths' with a Klingon patron talking to the grumpy owner. There's also a Ferengi fella looking schemey & dastardly in the background shadows down a side corridor. Back to the main characters- Tendi, Rutherford, and Boims all look very taken by and in awe of being there. Closed caption reads, "The Promenade! Ooh...it's even more Cardassian than I imagined."

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05.09.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 385    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. We're on station and close in on Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, who does know definitively if schrΓΆdinger's cat is alive. O'Brien, the man whom Willis was always talkin' about, is in quarters wearing a casual looking blue little number, and looks like he's maybe crouched down or on the floor but looking up with lips persed and a lil tongue sticking out like he's concentrating. Closed caption reads, "Oh. Well, listen, why don't you go and play with Piggy."

Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. We're on station and close in on Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, who does know definitively if schrΓΆdinger's cat is alive. O'Brien, the man whom Willis was always talkin' about, is in quarters wearing a casual looking blue little number, and looks like he's maybe crouched down or on the floor but looking up with lips persed and a lil tongue sticking out like he's concentrating. Closed caption reads, "Oh. Well, listen, why don't you go and play with Piggy."

04.09.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 350    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6

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