Salty

Newspaper headline reads “China may be using sea to hide its submarines.”

i smell a pulitzer

finally i can use this to show him some pain

Cows Go Extinct

Cows Go Extinct
theonion.com/cows-go...

My horny ass could not have her clean my apartment

Someone didn't share this, and I drifted and hit them with my car. A tragedy

laughing because I randomly imagine koshimizu introducing to someone like,
"this is my brother, susano-o.
this is our family dog, hayataro.
and the one sitting in the back is our sister, amaterasu"
(she's also a dog)
(it's okami amaterasu)

going to the store anyone need anything

I've had a lot of new follows the past days which means there's a lot of people who don't know they used to call me The Drift King back in college. Please share this message to save a life immediately

Why tf would a humidifier be WiFi enabled

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?

getting shot in the stomach and immediately stumbling towards my medicine cabinet to chug a bottle of pepto bismol

fighting is like a game of chess. each blow yiou land on your opponents head is like a chess piece (Knight, bishop, etc) and then he dies .

if my car blows up, arrest every all my dumb fuck followers, put their ass in handcuffs, they are all complicit, they are all so nasty to me

for years scholars wondered how many toddlers you can run over with tanks before your country is considered "Bad" . probably about 4 million

if one of joe bidens dogs tried to bite me i would use jujutsu to leverage the biting jaw force and throw him 1000 feet across the room .

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain