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Tel Aviv lawyer Nathan Shaked, 37, became a celebrity earlier this year when, already holder of the “Mr Gay Israel” title, he became “International Mr Gay”.

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I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions

they are calling it metroid crime because it robs gamers.

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders

I shall simply respect the hustle and click on to the next post .

the diaper pokemon

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my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .

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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write

been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv

tekken chauncey jsut confessed that he masturbated to the movie norbit because theres hot girls in it too and not just ones in fat suits

tekken chauncey said in the ethical media consumption discord that he just got done taking a Shit so big that it look like a human brain

hiring metal gear eric to be my "attack dog" and go on news programs and call everyone pedophiles whenever photos of my dick leak online

ever y time i see like 200 fireworks going off I imagine that theyre being shot at an aliens ufo just rocking the shit out of his stupid ass

i had to stop doing this because people were starting fake joe dirt accounts and posting the quote just to get my like . worm behaviour

i think people would like my posts more if they knew they are dictated to me through an earpiece as i type them, by comedian David spade

pay per view efvent 30 pitbulls vs a helicopter $900 full access tv-ma

your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

some mandela æffect shit. a recalled vision of garfield the cat wearing a trenchcoat & holding a pistol? saying simply the word "Society..."

tip the waitress? whats next, tipping the dog for shitting all ovefr my green grass???

cuomo will be a good mayor because hes wearing a nuclear diaper to contain his sexual impulses that will wipe out 12 city blocks if it fails

did they even have news in the 1960s?? what were these people talking about. "oh theyre making a new smothers brother" Shut the fuck up man

commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"

"click here to verify the email address associated with your account" Why? So the trolls can murder me easier ??