Greggo ☀️

Just lifting heavy things and pretending it’s therapy

New pup, obviously

I don’t think it’s a weird concept I just know I’m a “collapse into the bed“ sort of person

I should be so much more terrified of being on a septa bus at highway speeds than I am.
(Because of other drivers- the septa operators are amazing)

As a short king, literally any way you word it would work

This was one of the first CDs I bought from Columbia House!

I’m already a frequent punchcard holder

Making sure it was a good thing! 🥰

Congrats?

He was drunk and said it with love but it was one of those “my friends say this about you” things

Trying hard (and failing) to not be in my head about something someone said to me tonight 😞

Oh no :(

Amtrak happy hour

Happy Saturday

Nobody:
A silly goose:

Oh, Canada 😔

The line between “I don’t like this” and “you shouldn’t like this” is pretty clear but some people just don’t understand that

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To the bag

If there’s one thing I’m gonna do, it’s take a break from social media for a few weeks.

Was having this exact convo in the gc. We are all our own worst enemy

Visiting my parents this weekend just to drop off my trash at their house #philly

Thanks!

Man in underwear, taking a mirror selfie in the locker room

Man, taking Amy a selfie in the locker room, wearing a pair of underwear

Yesterday was a lovely chest day

These look so yummy I want all of them

I had a coupon for a free one 😭

Both slurpee machines out of order at the 7-eleven? Homophobic.

Wishing Andrew C the worst today

Ticket description: please call me

Me: 🤬

Seems like a good night to watch the birdcage and cuddle my dog

Very yes