Guttenbirder

I hope they cast Awkwafina as the new James Bond

Alternative reality where it’s pronounced Chicka-go Illin-wah

Everyone got the memo except Andre Jackson Jr, I’d say!

My GF: I’m leaving you if you don’t stop doing that stupid Jennifer Coolidge impression

Me, squinting: oh wow. oh GOSH.

I hope an NFL team signs me just so I can be the first person to go on TV and thank God for allowing our team to lose.

“First and foremost, I’d like to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, who gave us a little less skill and effort than our opponent today”

RIP

It has snowed 20 inches this week, and my bird feeder is looking super cute

What an elite jersey combo!

Imagine being able to fully hide a basketball with just your two hands.

Me and my buddy when we finally found a Black-capped Piprites after searching for two days through the treetops of Campos do Jordão

For an all star game, Skeets easily. For for a finals run, Tas. For a fantasy lineup, Trey.

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY MOTHER

MOVED ME TO THE CITY

WHERE MY LIFE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

Me when I found a first state record Wood Sandpiper at the sewage lagoon.

I was just visiting for one night on a birding trip, so unfortunately I couldn’t help with his query.

Thinking about a guy who came to my hotel door in Weslaco, TX, and asked:

“You ain’t know where someone can’t get no cocaine?”

A use of the triple negative I have never heard before or since.

These are delightfully identifiable.

THIS is how the title “Bird and Moon” came to be?? I never knew. It’s so lovely!

The painter Hans Burgkmair and his wife Anna (rotated), by Lukas Furtenagel, 1529, 📸 by @Avellino_Photo

Nothing brings out the 7-year-old dinosaur fan in me like a raptor with big claws. LOOK HOW BIG THEY ARE!

My first American Goshawk of 2025

My favorite movie is Hot Rod.

Hey I’m Andrew and I like to talk about birds and basketball and post random nonsense and I want to keep up with the world on a website that’s not directly enriching a fascist.

Idk if I’ll stick here, but I’ll give it a shot!

Have yourself some Mississippi Kites.