tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher"
"You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?
Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times"
sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"
05.03.2026 18:59 β
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Oh we very much still can. This was just a committee vote. And the Senate hates this version of these bills. We are going to stop this, we just have to keep fighting.
05.03.2026 22:25 β
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NEW AUDIOπ(12:38)
It's Inkopolis News Time, but Callie and Marie need to drop anchor. Unable to decide who should go first, they're forced to mussel through the broadcast while holding back a tidal wave! Will either of them make it?
Listen on my website. Link in bio!
06.03.2026 00:04 β
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God if nothing else its nice to see -someone- in congress actually say the real facts on this shit rather than just spouting off the same heritage foundation talking points ad nauseum
05.03.2026 22:00 β
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They normally don't let me drink in the office but as a christmas gift they gave me a special cocktail they called "movie fluid" and it lets me see at framerates never before imagined
24.12.2025 01:07 β
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fat boys fat boys fat boys fat boys fat boys mgmhgbbjghhbvfhhfhhgf π₯΄
Yes Iβm Being So Normal
05.03.2026 20:30 β
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A collection of sketches featuring several Mario series ladies (and a gentleman) modeling a series of gags. From top-left:
Peach + Ball Gag
Daisy + Bit Gag
Rosalina + Cleave Gag
Pauline + Panel Gag
Haru + Dildo Gag
Toadette + Tape Gag
Wendy + Ring Gag
Vivian + Pump Gag
Captain Syrup + Mask
Wapeach/Peachette + Shared Gag
Having a hard time deciding who to draw for Gag Day/Mar10. Did Daisy & Peach last year, and I kinda wanna develop one of these into a full project, but can't settle on which! What'chall think- help a fella out?
05.03.2026 19:48 β
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// vore
an insane stripper to cake ratio for @simsimsalab00m.bsky.social on their bday yesterday π
05.03.2026 20:19 β
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Happening today!
05.03.2026 16:44 β
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true!
05.03.2026 18:04 β
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One fat log of MANY, Iβm sure, with that kinda appetite π₯΄
05.03.2026 14:59 β
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So, SO greedy, just gonna be another chub-roll and *part* of a dumpβ¦
05.03.2026 14:55 β
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And Iβm a big girl! Tall and chubby, more meat than the average cutieβ¦and yet, heβs GOTTA have more π΅βπ«
05.03.2026 14:49 β
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Guhβ¦just smothered in there with whatever else that chunky greedyguts needs to feel satiatedβ¦
05.03.2026 14:41 β
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Hwfuufhβ¦.just food for a big, fatty boyβ¦π΅βπ«
05.03.2026 14:37 β
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Iβm in a very fun mood today and Iβm being extremely subtle about what it is :) Yup, my last 3 reposts are suuuper subtle about itβ¦
05.03.2026 14:09 β
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Reupload bc i wasnt pleased with the colors lol
16.02.2026 02:07 β
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L from death note but he's fat and beautiful (2 of them)
fat L fat L fat L fat L fat L fat L fat L fat L fat L fat L fat L fat L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
07.11.2024 01:55 β
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Sebastian Stardew Valley, fat and lifting up his shirt<3
Sebastian offering himself up for warmth!
drew this for @whyd0id0whatid0.bsky.social <3
11.11.2024 00:27 β
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05.03.2026 01:04 β
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I get on Gigantes and my sense of respect for my fellow man is gone. I am a capital g Goddess and I will rip you to shreds underfoot. I am the final boss and none of you have a snowballβs chance in hell. Get FUCKED.
05.03.2026 01:20 β
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Whenever I feel dommy I need to channel the kind of foul energy that I get when I get a legendary machine in City Trial
05.03.2026 01:16 β
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CW: Oral Vore, Unwilling, Implied Fatal, Nerdy Pred
Remember that it's never safe to visit the restroom at the voreclub alone, especially when any desperate starving predators ( like Yetta ) are hanging around... π€
04.03.2026 19:55 β
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voyeur brainβ¦watching preds dump out cuties and helplessly getting off to itβ¦
04.03.2026 20:09 β
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the ora ora get pregnant comic featuring paige deadlock and her parents
she's their child idc
17.09.2025 18:05 β
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pred who only reforms *you*, you're the only one allowed to come back from their guts because you're *special*, you're *theirs*, you will always come back, but those friends you keep feeding them? gone for good...
03.03.2026 05:56 β
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Free profile typeline of outstanding quality for the boythings and girlmasses in the audience.
04.03.2026 15:28 β
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The hottest words in the English language are βGodβ¦ what did they do to you..?β
Sorry not sorry.
Also, uhβ¦ boypussy. That oneβs pretty good, too
04.03.2026 15:20 β
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flat color comm for LooneyWoomy.bsky.social
04.03.2026 13:40 β
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Tech: Guthrie readies kidsβ package for markup
House Energy and Commerce Committee Chair Brett Guthrie will introduce a legislative package that combines a dozen bills aimed at protecting kids online.
A collection of bills are heading to the House for markup this thursday
Demand your representatives
-oppose KOSA
-oppose the App Store Accountability Act
-oppose The SCREEN Act
-oppose section 230 reform/sunsetting
-oppose/repeal online age verification and ID laws
punchbowl.news/article/tech...
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