Not trying to start a new beef but I have been emailing Taylor dozens of songs I wrote about Travis' schlong and she didn't use ONE on her new album.

We don't have anything at the end of October, unfortunately! We've been focused on recording new material, so we've had to do fewer shows.

Another Taylor Swift master play: by creating an album where people are calling her out for lame lyrics about non-existent haters, she is manifesting those haters into existence, thereby making those lyrics 100% honest and relevant. She's playing 5D chess with us. 10/10 album.

I'm not loving this opener as much as I wish I was. Should I start a Substack while I wait for the headliner?

Was there a Mighty Mighty Bosstone whose only job was to dance?

After giving it a little thought, I think it might be pretty cool to be married in a year in the suburbs. Why was that guy so pissed about it?

We may be biased but I'd say there's no better album to listen to in the bath.

We don't have any in stock, but we can look into it! If we ordered them, would you prefer the blue or the maroon shirt?

Sorry we missed this! No shows coming up just yet, but we'll announce as they come up!

Decided from now on our BlueSky followers will drive the creative direction of this band. It's a highly exclusive club.

Hey to our 9 BlueSky followers should we start an acoustic cover series with songs inspiring our next album or would that be horrid?

Oh by the way would you watch a Real Vampires music video if we made one?

Hey you look perfect! No need to get dressed up on our account.

Real Vampires The Only Humans · It's a Beautiful Night. I Think I'll Disappear Forever. · Song · 2024

Saw a post on the clock app from the band The Only Humans, never heard of them until then and I think they’re my new favorite band. Obsessed with this song.

open.spotify.com/track/399eWp...

America needs new Haim music more than ever right now.

Can confirm. Literally bought two more of her books last week. I can feel it coming.

In a few short years, "Espresso" isn't going to make any sense to modern audiences and Sabrina is going to have to start singing "Switch 2 it up like Nintendo."

There should be an Oscar for "Best Use of 'I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)' by The Proclaimers To Show Us That Our Hero Is Really Turning Things Around."

And anyone who's nominated, wins.

The Electric Lady (2013) by Janelle Monae is already in my top 10 albums of 2025.