Evey

I get sick and go to the doctor so much I'm surprised they haven't started paying me to go there yet

I can get a full night's sleep and still wake up tired, I think this might be me

hhhhhh…need..porn ideas………EXPRESSION SHEET THINGIES FROM TUMBLR HERE I COME!!!!

My dad's a metalhead too! My mom said that when I was 4 that I memorized all the lyrics to Wait and Bleed!

My dad watching some of the south park sex scenes knowing he's a manchild who "wants to stay innocent" (he doesn't like talking abt sexual stuff, makes him extra uncomfy)

Man titties, my favorite

Gives me Teagan from DW vibes, and she already gives me Jessica Rabbit vibes

My quadgender ass to my genderfluid friend:

What if someone animated porn using the "fat wet pussy, gorilla grip coochie, silky throat, covid-19" audio from a Matt Rose video

Image of Warden (Mark Davis) giving Lord Stingray THE BIRD?!?!?!?1??1?!?2??!?1??!?!?!1!?1?!

character.ai/character/qU... Here's a dumbass thing I made, in exchange for wasting your time, here's a cute guy! Image is not mine btw, it came from a Superjail Shitdoodles animatic

Cheapest alternative for broke bitches like me who can't find their pencils for shit: the mighty finger

*Backpack song from Dora the explorer plays* 🎵BIG BACK, BIG BACK!! BIG BACK, BIG BACK!! YEAH MY BACK IS LOADED UP WITH SNACKS AND DIFFERENT FOODS!!🎵

Need this, pokeball collar + leash, eevee costume, and stuffed pokeball NOW-

Once again forgot to tag this post so tags: #superjail #superjailwarden #adultswim #thewarden

Warden appreciation post bc superjail! is my newest fixation, I MEAN LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO CUTE-

FNAF but Muppets:

Gotta love me some paint squid yuri

NOW I FIND YOU EVERYWHERE- FIRST DA, THEN PIXIV, NOW HERE…ARE YOU STALKING ME?

I remember I had an old hc of mine for lollipop from BFDI being a sex-repulsed ace lesbian bc of trauma- And that was when I was still questioning my pan too-

That's actually so insane what (who let my dad's youngest and diddiest brother on here? /j)

I don't even get it 💀 Like they don't want it, so FUCKING RESPECT AND DEAL WITH IT- There are also sex-REPULSED aces, so you could potentially either traumatize them, remind them of SA/CSA/sexual harassment trauma, or smth else! Like Jesus Fucking Herbert Christ it isn't HARD AT ALL, JUST STOP-

SENDING THAT TO THE GCCCCCCCCCC

Now she's calling it genderpiss

The third one made Garnet look like a cookie /pos

STEALING THIS LINEEEEEEE

My man may be an textbook definition of an angel, but as long as he keeps making dirty jokes, then he's comin' with me to hell :3

SENDING THIS TO MY IRL GENDERLIQUID FRIEND-

Now I got banned again for saying simp 💀

6 yr old me when hurricane Harvey:

He killed Sasha the soup can /j

I think I like him, his run is silly and his long name sounds silly too #dandysworld #dandy #ineedbettertaggingideas I got timeout in the official server for an hour trying to explain to someone the likely reason the tongue emoji was banned