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הערת צד: עד לא מזמן לא עשיתי את הקישור

אם הייתי בן 20 הייתי מצטט במקום איזה שורה מ-ok computer

מלנכוליה של פקיד בכיר

קראתי וחשבתי כמוך
ואז גם חשבתי שהעורכים בטח מאד מתלהבים לפרסם רייג' בייט כזה

אני חושב שקפיצת הכריש די baked in שם. כל הסדרה היא די רקע לדמויות המשנה שם.
(בדיוק סיימתי עונה 5)

אם לשפוט לפי פולימרקט, הימור שלך ושל כל שאר העולם

ליטרלי לפני שעה הלכתי עם הילדה ומישהו מאחוריי דיבר בטלפון על עריפות ראשים ורצח (ושבכ ובגץ ואשכנזים וכו' וכו')

זה פוסט הגירה?

‎איפה זה פוגש אותי?
‎בנהיגה האינסופית בפקקים,
‎במחירים בסופר,
‎במחירים של החינוך לילדים,
‎במשאבים שלא מופנים אלי אלא לדברים שאני מתנגד להם,
‎באזעקות כשאני בעבודה בלי הילדים,
בלריב שלא יעקפו אותי בתור,
במחשבה עם כל נותן שירות איפה הוא דופק אותי,
בסיגריות שזורקים לי לחצר,

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Very Vernor Vinge Vibe, a billion year old archive for other civilizations to play with, maybe resurrect a ghost

Goodbye Mars, we hardly knew ya

תראי! אמא! אני אינטלקטואל ישראלי דובר עברית!

Waltzing Matilda excluded, ofc

🤯

#ללא_הקשר

PANEL 1: A group of sailors in a WW2 submarine. HENDRICKS: "You think that U-boat's still out there, cap'n?" CAPTAIN: "Mr. Hendricks, never in this salinated void have I met 'luck.' Today would be a silly day to star believing in it." PANEL 2: Mr. Earsley, the sonar operator, listening intently at his console and sweating. EARSLEY: "Luckily Captain Cutlet doesn't need to rely on outdated superstitions like luck now that we have perfected the science of SONAR DETECTION!" PANEL 3: CAPTAIN: "Men like Mr. Earsley there are the future of war. Men seated at consoles for whom victory is but a byproduct of OPTIMIZATIONS..." HENDRICKS: "Still, if it gets the princess to the wedding..." PANEL 4: Hamburguesa, a sailor standing behind Earsley's console, speaks up. HAMBURGUESA: "Any idea what kinda grub they're servin at dis weddin reception? All dis ring-around-da-rosy with da waterkrauts has me STARVIN'!" EARSLEY: "Everything has you 'starvin,' Hamburguesa." HAMBURGUESA: "Dat's true." PANEL 5: HENDRICKS: "Word from British intelligence is the King of Mars has spared no expense on the wedding of his first-born daughter to FDR Jr." HAMBURGUESA: "Just so long as it's not all MARTIAN GLEEP-GLOOP!" CAPTAIN (smiling): "Never change, Mr. Hamburguesa, never change."

PANEL 1: A Martian princess is in a bunk reading a Martian magazine next to her robotic maidservant. PRINCESS: "As if your brute Earthling palates could ever appreciate Martian culinary arts! Nursetron, did you know they still eat animal corpses here?" NURSETRON: "Please, Majesty, my diodes can't process this much backsass." EARSLEY: "Permission to gag the cargo while we listen for the blockade of killer U-Boats, Captain?" HAMBURGUESA: "Riskin' our lives ta protect dis pampered dame who don't even wanna get married!" PANEL 2: PRINCESS: "I certainly don't want to marry some MAN I've never met! Nursetron, give me a backing track, Key of Blix." NURSETRON: <a backing track> PANEL 3: The Princess Oxyltottlemy begins to sing the number 'Down to Earth': Yes, I'm a pampered Martian princess. Yes, of royal Barsoom birth/But hear my tragic Martian story, and you might find me down to Earth/On Mars there is no water/All we've got to drink is gin/And it's with that clear elixir that my true life begins:" PANEL 3: PRINCESS: "I used to sneak out of my tower like a creature in a trance/and spend my nights down in the canyons, where the sweaty bodies dance." PANEL 3: PRINCESS (now dressed like she's Liza in Cabaret but with a crown): "See, as princess I was nothing. But as a dancer? I was queen./And I had many loyal subjects (if you know what I mean)."

PANEL 1: PRINCESS: "I'm the privileged Martian princess/who wound up down to Earth/'cuz it wasn't 'til those gin joints/that I found my own self-worth. Yeah, I'm the royal Martian princess who wound up down to Earth/And here's where my self knowledge receives its just desserts:" PANEL 2: PRINCESS: "I would stay out until morning/got my hair cut in a bob/And then one of Daddy's viziers recognized me from his job/Daddy's vizier then told Daddy/And then Daddy went berskerk/such that Daddy's showgirl princess was put neatly out of work" PANEL 3: The princess presses her face against a porthole on the submarine. PRINCESS: "I was sealed up in the tower/with a sleepless robot nun/and I likely would have died there/if Earth hadn't needed guns./My father's made a treaty/by which Mars will gain a son/while its daughter's prospects ended/just the moment they'd begun." PANEL 4: The princess, still singing, superimposed over the submarine cruising through the water. PRINCESS: "See this wartime alliance/is all I was ever worth/Shipped as a body to my wedding/in this underwater hearse/You're afraid of German U-Boats/Well, I'm afraid there's nothing worse--" PANEL 5: The princess, small in a shrinking spotlight. PRINCESS: "Than to be a cast-off Martian princess whose dreams came/crashing/down to ea-arth" PANEL 6: Hamburguesa looks choked up by the end of the song. HAMBURGUESA: "What a sad song. Guess it's true: rich folks do got it worse 'den us palookas..." Earsley freaks out, surprised by the SONAR console. EARSLEY: "INCOMING TORPEDOS! THEY MUST'VE DETECTED OUR MUSICAL NUMBER!"

torpedo smorgasbord 1-3

אבל הן כל כך פלאפי

Kinda crazy:

If you haven't been keeping up, the total global capex to be spent on AI data centers in 2026 is going to be around $600B, depending on what you count. As far as I can tell, there's never been any megaproject with this rate of spending.

מדי פעם אני קורא את כותרות החדשות ונזכר במשל הזה מ"אדון האור".
זה לא מדוייק, אבל זה מתחרז.

"נמנע ממך" אחד הממכרים

יש לכם המלצות לערוצי טלגרם מעניינים?

אולי היה משהו אחר בתוך/בנוסף לפקטים

might hurt the flamping budget

a real SICKOS YES day for all of us in the "all my apes gone" comedy club

You love to see it
(אני יודע שאין לזה הרבה משמעות)

28DAU or GTFO

YouTube video by Royist L'Odyssée de Cartier, Film Trailer

זאת פרסומת ישנה כמובן, אבל איזה יופי של מוזיקה

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKdp...